Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3097
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

BlockquakeCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Void Gems Collected:	28	New Chunks Explored:	237412
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	137	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	957996
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mines Excavated:	1587	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9790	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

BlockPartyJoy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Runes Activated:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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