Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!
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My Mom’s Minecraft SMP
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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”
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BlockyBootyJuice
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!
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Slur-Free BF Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of relationships and love stories, even the ones that involve awkward bedroom requests! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, just like when Jared asked for a certain word to be thrown around during intimate moments. Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?Explore our server and discover new things about yourself, just like how OP had to navigate their own sexuality while dating Jared. Will you find yourself in a similar situation, or will you uncover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed? The possibilities are endless on our server!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that accepts everyone, no matter what kind of crazy requests they may have in the bedroom. Who knows, you might even find your own Jared to spice up your Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!
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DadBodSnuff Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad bod quiver with excitement? Look no further than our server, where we have Leandro Gomes de Azevedo himself getting snuffed in the most epic battles! Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your excitement (or your dad bod) when you join our server. So come on over and get ready for some wild adventures and even wilder battles!
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BlockBonerz
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the Creepers. Will you join their cause or will you be too busy trying to tame the elusive pink sheep that roams the plains?
And let’s not forget about our resident witch who brews potions that will make you fly higher than a Ghast on a sugar rush. Just be sure to watch out for her mischievous cat familiar who has a penchant for stealing enchanted items.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back.
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BlockyLoveLand
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your blood pumping? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Imagine a world where creepers wear lingerie, skeletons do a seductive dance, and zombies… well, let’s just say they’re not the only ones hungry for brains! Join us for a truly unique and steamy Minecraft experience that will leave you begging for more. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to unleash your inner kinkiness and join us today!
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HotTalk Minecraft Server
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TurnOnTurnOff Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!Join us if you’re into turning off the lights before you mine diamonds, because darkness is your best friend. Or maybe you get a thrill out of building your house right next to a creeper spawner, because who needs peace and quiet anyway?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you die, you respawn as a chicken for 5 minutes. Why? Because why not! It’s a clucking good time, trust us.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as weird and wacky as you are, come join us and embrace your inner oddball. Who knows, you might just find that being a little different is the most fun you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft.
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NoTurnOnsJustTurnOffs
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But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant tacos? Or maybe you fancy yourself a professional unicorn wrangler? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the craziness never stops.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).
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3nough4narchy Minecraft server
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Anarchy server!rules: do not insult other players!All.if the server is turned off, you can turn it on: https://client.falixnodes.net/startserverIP 3nough4narchy.falixsrv.me or 144.76.8.18:43939
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Pickaxe and Chill
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So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and have your partner begging for more? Get ready to spice up your gaming life like never before!
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Blocky Boner Party: Minecraft Server for the Horny Gamer
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your blocky heart racing? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to get you as excited as a creeper in a TNT factory!Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual block!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
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BlockBingeTV
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?
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Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War
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don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!
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CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge
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FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown
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TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition
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so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.
and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.
so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.
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ModernVanilla
accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, VanillaWelcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!
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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server
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So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.
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KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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PillagedParents Minecraft Server
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But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!
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PreggoRageCraft
AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, YellingAre you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!