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ConfusedCraft

different strokes, Understanding, unique tastes, perplexities, Mysteries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your pickle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama rodeos, chicken dance parties, and a secret underground club where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a giant statue of a potato using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in the annual “Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge”? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

DATING, dating apps, Swipecraft, red flags, interests

Are you tired of swiping left on boring dating apps? Well, get ready to swipe right on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a community of players who are all looking for their perfect blocky match!

Join us and find your soulmate while building epic structures together. Who needs a dating app when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it has brought together long-lost siblings who were separated at birth.

So what are you waiting for? Swipe right on our Minecraft server and let the love (and creepers) flow!

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NoTurnOffs Minecraft Server

turn off characteristics, things that turn you off, turn off negatives, instant turn offs, Server

If your answer is “boring Minecraft servers”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, or engage in intense battles with a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end, whether they’re building towering castles or organizing a synchronized pig race.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable server around? Trust us, once you’ve seen a herd of llamas performing a synchronized dance routine, you’ll never want to leave!

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Crafty AF: Minecraft Mayhem & Memes

turn-offs, MAYHEM, MAKING FRIENDS, dfwb, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server where friendships come with a little extra? Look no further than our server, where we offer Discord Friends With Benefits!

Join us if you’re into building epic structures, exploring new realms, and making some scandalous friendships along the way.

Turn ons: Redstone contraptions, diamond mining, and late-night gaming sessions. Turn offs: Creepers blowing up your hard work, laggy servers, and players who steal your loot. Hobbies: Taming wolves, brewing potions, and hunting for treasure. Favorite games and anime: Minecraft (obviously), Attack on Titan, and Stardew Valley. What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Build a castle together, go on epic adventures, and maybe even share some secrets. Not looking for: Drama, griefers, or players who can’t take a joke. Time zone/location and scheduling: We’re from all over the world, so there’s always someone online to play with. Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and find out! Do you top or bottom? (or Sub/Dom status): Let’s just say, we like to switch things up in more ways than one.

So come join us on our server, where the friendships are strong and the benefits are even stronger. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

lose-lose situation, INTIMATE, stigma, Penectomy, judgement

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

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BossBattleMinecraftSMP

micromanaging, bullying at work, worst boss, tyrannical manager, demoralizing leadership

Are you tired of dealing with terrible bosses in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only boss you have to worry about is the Ender Dragon. And let’s be real, at least the Ender Dragon won’t make you stay late on a Friday night for no reason.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.

So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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ZombieSlayer69

Crossbow, Axe, zombies, zombie apocalypse, firearms

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

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MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

global affairs, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, aggression

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

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IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

Medical Ethics, children, informed consent, IntersexCraft, NoSurgNeeded

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

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Brickband SMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

Players, Survival, Whitelist, BrickBand, Vanilla

Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name Brickband SMP

Server Type Survival Multiplayer

Server Theme Medieval

Contact Discord: flimsyflops #0485

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.

What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.

Are there any banned items or mods?

Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.

How often is the server reset or wiped?

As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

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