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BlockyTurnOffs

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BlockyLoveIsland

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Potions Brewed:	80	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockBustersMC

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9856	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	223
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a dragon to help you mine for diamonds? No problem!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9630
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	875

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	8765
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1872	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Players Killed by Monsters:	8207
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	120
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	6645
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!