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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6441 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.