Turn Offs In A Crush MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyTurnOffs

turn offs in a coworker, turn offs in a date, turn offs in a crush, turn off, turn offs in a significant other

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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BlockyLoveIsland

BlockyLoveIsland, turn off behaviors, things that turn me off, annoying habits, DATING

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

Otis, REFRESH, meet and greet, board rules, Links

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual asylum run by the schizo loli queen, Fallenshadow! She’s got more husbands than you’ve got brain cells, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Plus, she’s got more socials than you have friends – Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, you name it! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the Ribbon Cage, whatever that is. So come join the madness, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready to report those pesky shitposters. It’s gonna be a trip!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

father’s neglect, father’s actions, family dynamics, DadCraft, father’s excuses

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your deadbeat dad drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world away from all the daddy issues.

Join us and build a virtual mansion bigger than the one your dad never provided for you! Our community is full of supportive players who will never ghost you like your father did.

With our endless possibilities for creativity, you can create a world where your dad actually pays child support on time and buys you more than just contact lenses. Let your imagination run wild and create a world where you’re the one in control.

So come join our server and leave behind the real world where dads disappoint and let’s create a new world where you’re the king (or queen) of your own destiny! Let’s build a world where dads like yours don’t exist – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

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DollarTreeDeliCraft

dog, payback, BROKE, Meatloaf, OFFENDED

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s grocery drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.

And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!

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MasterOfMinecraftSMP

Dedication, success, strategy, Entertainment, Nostalgia

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, and our leader is a talking cow named MooMoo who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy.

One time, we had a massive PvP battle with a horde of evil chickens who were trying to take over the server, but we defeated them with our enchanted swords and epic parkour skills. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava just for fun.

So if you’re looking for a crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join us on this server! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures we’ll get into next? Maybe we’ll all ride giant squids into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a giant statue of a potato out of solid gold. The possibilities are endless, my dudes.

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BlockyDicks R Us

BlockyDicks, Respect, social media etiquette, Flirty messages, Explicit messages

Are you tired of sending unsolicited dick pics and getting blocked immediately? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to showcase your… building skills! That’s right, instead of sending inappropriate photos, you can impress others with your epic creations in our virtual world. Who needs dick pics when you can send pics of your giant pixelated castle? Join now and leave the unsolicited pics in the past!

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SwedishCraft Minecraft Server

Peacekeeping, Europe, Baltic region, defense strategy, Server

OMG u guys u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a legit war zone with Swedish forces and stuff. Like, they’re all in Latvia fighting with NATO and it’s like the biggest deployment ever. Imagine all the crazy battles and explosions you can be a part of in this Minecraft server. Plus, the Swedish forces are super cool and will totally protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. It’s gonna be lit, fam. Join now before it’s too late!

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UkrainianDroneFundsNYT

military technology, secret funding, government support, defense industry, Report

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying around like bees on crack thanks to biden and his secret ukraine funding! watch out for the drone strikes while you mine for diamonds, it’s a real thrill! plus, our villagers are all trained spies who will trade you top secret intel for emeralds. but be careful, they might double cross you and steal your enchanted armor! join now for a wild ride that even the new york times can’t keep up with!

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Invictus

ONLINE, Community, Hardcore, Sitting, Locks

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version.
Do you accept new players?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online.