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Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

#favourite anime, Benefits, Bottom, brave, Days, dfwb, diamonds, discord friends, discord tag, dom, Favourite games, FRIENDSHIPS, hobbies, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, not looking for, Scheduling, smp, sub, time zone, Top, turn-offs, turn-ons

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Love Letters Sent:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, attractiveness, bad habits, CreeperCrew, DATING, dating advice, deal breakers, habits, instant deal breakers, instant turn offs, instant turn-offs in women, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, smp, turn-offs, turn-offs in women, unappealing habits, Unattractive, unattractive qualities, undesirable traits

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Potions Brewed:	115	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans for stealing their eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this poultry showdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are pranked with fake treasure chests filled with nothing but a bunch of useless dirt blocks. Oh, the humanity!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious skeletons. It’s a bone-shaking good time, guaranteed!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, bedroom behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP, Desires, fantasies, Intimacy, love making, Men, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual frustration, turn-offs, Women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

UnattractiveGuyMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, attractiveness, bad habits, Behavior, Communication, DATING, deal breakers, Girls, Grooming, guys, habits, instant turn off, Manners, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationships, romance, turn-offs, Unattractive, UnattractiveGuyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Hey players, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your ex’s cat? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the most hilarious players around!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to challenge the server owner who’s rumored to have a pet dragon as their sidekick.

And if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously, come hang out with us where the only rule is to have fun and never dig straight down (unless you want to unleash a horde of angry chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your grandma’s bingo night!

OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP

biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, biggest turn offs in a romantic partner, DATING, deal breakers, OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that make me cringe, things that make me lose attraction, things that make me lose desire, things that make me lose interest, things that make me uninterested, things that repel me, things that turn me off, turn offs in a significant other, turn offs in dating, turn offs in relationships, turn-offs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	664	Emeralds Found:	8691
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows that drop enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a fan of watching grass grow, in which case, maybe this server isn’t for you.

BlockyBreakups

annoying habits, BlockyBreakups, Breakups, DATING, deal breakers, funny, high maintenance, INSIGNIFICANT, nitpicking, Pet Peeves, petty reasons, quirky, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, Shallow, silly reasons, stopped dating, superficial, trivial, turn-offs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dating players who don’t know how to craft a diamond sword? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is full of skilled crafters who know their way around a crafting table! Join us and find your perfect crafting partner today!

One player joined our server and found out their date didn’t know how to make a bed in Minecraft. Can you believe it? Needless to say, they broke up immediately and found love on our server with someone who could build a mansion in no time!

Don’t waste your time dating someone who doesn’t know the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli. Join our server and find love with someone who can build you a castle fit for a queen (or king)!

BlockHeadzCraft

annoying habits, BlockHeadzCraft, character flaws, deal breakers, immediate relationship turn offs, immediate turn off, instant deal breakers, instant deal breakers in relationships, instant turn offs, major turn offs, negative traits, person, personality traits, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship deal breakers, things that make someone unattractive, things that repel, turn-offs, unattractive qualities, undesirable behaviors

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all the wacky, wild, and downright weird players out there!

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or participate in our weekly “Twerk-off” competition in the town square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you rare items for a dance-off!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama rodeo or a spontaneous disco party in the mines. See you there!

BlockyBoysOnly

arrogance, attraction, biggest turn off, BlockyBoysOnly, clinginess, Communication, Confidence, DATING, deal breakers, dishonesty, emotional baggage, high maintenance, hygiene, Insecurity, lack of ambition, Men, Negativity, Personality, physical appearance, relationships, turn-offs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of skeletons shooting you from afar? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave where you can escape all those annoying mobs and just focus on building epic structures with your bros. Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a pig, or engage in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon. Don’t be a noob, join our server now and show off your building skills to impress all the virtual ladies.

ConfusedCraft

attraction, ConfusedCraft, confusion, Desires, different strokes, fetishes, Individuality, kinks, Mysteries, Opinions, perplexing, perplexities, Personal preferences, Preferences, puzzlement, QUIRKS, sexual arousal, turn-offs, turn-ons, Understanding, unique tastes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	75040	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your pickle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama rodeos, chicken dance parties, and a secret underground club where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a giant statue of a potato using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in the annual “Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge”? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, BIOS, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dating apps, deal breakers, first impressions, Honesty, interests, Manners, Minecraft, online dating, Pet Peeves, Preferences, profile pictures, red flags, Server, swipe left, Swipecraft, Trust, turn-offs, VALUES

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4346
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Votes:	6126
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	619	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of swiping left on boring dating apps? Well, get ready to swipe right on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a community of players who are all looking for their perfect blocky match!

Join us and find your soulmate while building epic structures together. Who needs a dating app when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it has brought together long-lost siblings who were separated at birth.

So what are you waiting for? Swipe right on our Minecraft server and let the love (and creepers) flow!

UkraineCraft: Revenge of the West

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, intervention, Military, Military Action, nato, peace talks, Political, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, sanctions, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, West

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

So there’s this Minecraft server where Ukraine is finally getting back at Russia, but in a totally virtual way. We’ve got epic battles, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your revenge. Join us and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russians once and for all! Plus, we’ve got free diamond armor for all new players because why not? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

AngleCraft360

270 degrees, 270-degree angle, AngleCraft360, angles, angles in a circle, circle, circle measurements, Circles, Degrees, geometric angles, geometric shapes, Geometry, Math, math concepts, mathematical angles, Mathematics, measurements, quarter circle, quarter points, shapes, Trigonometry

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Buildings Constructed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ores Mined:	2196	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our minecraft server where we embrace the 270-degree angle like it’s our best friend. forget about the boring ol’ 90, 180, and 360 degrees – we’re all about that weird and wacky 270!

why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. on our server, you can ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and then watch it get blown up by a friendly creeper.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary 270-degree diamond sword – the most powerful weapon in all of minecraft. but be careful, because rumor has it that the sword is guarded by a pack of zombie villagers who love to break out into dance parties when they’re not trying to eat your brains.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of the 270-degree angle in minecraft!

Little boy

Brazil, Clans, Economy, Events, Fun, little boy, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pets, Server, Shops, Survival, Wars

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5889	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🌟 Welcome to Minezinho 🌟 🛡️ The Official Minecraft Brazil Server! 🛡️IP JAVA: jogar.minezinho.com IP BEDROCK: jogar.minezinho.com PORTA: 19132━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Be part of the largest and most welcoming Minecraft server in the Brazilian community! At Minezinho, we offer an unparalleled gaming experience with a diverse and friendly community.– ⚔️ Skill System (mcMMO)– 🏰 Clans and Wars– 💰 Dynamic Economy– 🎁 Reward Boxes– 🐾 Pets– 🔄 Exchange System– 📅 Daily Events– ✨ And much more!━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🎉 Your Fun is Our Priority 🎉minezinho.com━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

jogar.minezinho.com:27045

Tomoso’s SMP (bland as unseasoned chicken)

1.20.6, bland, chicken, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, feel, France, Land Claims, located, Minecraft, original, Papermc, Plugins, Preserve, quality of life, RUN, select, Server, smp, Tomosos, unseasoned, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/CEwNzQXTXY

FAQ

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: No, we do not allow land claims to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

Q: What kind of economy does the server have?

A: We have a diamond based economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: We have a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.

Blocky Desi Disasters Minecraft Server

Bigotry, blocky, Desi, Disasters, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, harmful stereotypes, hate, Hate Speech, immigration, Indian Immigrants, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Animals Bred:	118	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigrants on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no Indian immigrant policy! Say goodbye to curry-loving griefers and join us for a truly immigrant-free experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!

Join our server today for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Indian immigrants – they’re everywhere!

LastTolerableYear Minecraft Server

2019, current events, economic uncertainty, global events, global perspective, historical events, impactful events, international relations, internationally, last tolerable year, LastTolerableYear, major changes, memorable year, Minecraft, pivotal moments, political turmoil, Server, significant year, social unrest, speaking, world affairs, world news, Year In Review

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Remember the good old days of 2019 when everything was still somewhat normal? Well, forget about that because this Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of TNT.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a giant squid into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge a group of evil bunnies to a dance-off? 2019 may have been tolerable, but this Minecraft server is anything but boring. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

Baseball vs. Business Minecraft Server

art shows, baseball, Business, career, children, dance recitals, family, finance company, Guilt, high position, long hours, Minecraft, missed events, parenting, Priorities, provide for family, Sacrifices, Server, soccer games, sports games, travel, work meetings, work-life balance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	8557
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work and family life just like the dad in this story! Join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids’ baseball games, dance recitals, art shows, and soccer games all at the same time!

Forget about missing out on important moments in your kids’ lives, on our server, you can be the ultimate super dad/mom and show up for every event with just a click of a button. No more guilt trips from your virtual spouse about missing out on family time – because in our Minecraft world, you can have it all!

Join now and experience the joy of being present for your kids while still climbing the corporate ladder in style. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in the virtual world? Don’t be the asshole dad in this story, join our server and be the hero your kids deserve!

MineCraftBachBash

Apology, bachelorette party, Christian, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, FAITH, friendship, Hijab, long-term friendship, MineCraftBachBash, Muslim, personal choice, reconciliation, Respect, respect for beliefs, special occasions, tradition, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ores Mined:	9441
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3644	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of friendship? Look no further than our server, where even the most scandalous situations get resolved with a happy ending!

Join us for a wild ride of hijab drama, Christian fiance apologies, and a bride who just can’t seem to keep her photos straight. Our server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and heartwarming resolutions you never knew you needed in your Minecraft experience.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a community where friendships last two decades and weddings are a regular occurrence. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hijab controversy that ends in a heart-to-heart chat and a promise to keep it in the past.

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CraftyPleasureLand

activities, calming, CraftyPleasureLand, enjoyment, Fulfilling, gratifying, hobbies, interests, leisure, mental health, non-sexual, pastimes, Peaceful, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfying, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.

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VisaFreeCraft93

Adventure, Beaches, Boost, culture, Destination, Exotic, Exploration, holiday, International, Nations, Relaxation, SightSeeing, Southeast Asia, thailand, tourism, travel, vacation, visa free, VisaFreeCraft93, Visitors

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	92	Farms Harvested:	938
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

omg u guys u need to join this minecraft server its like thailand but without the pesky visas u can just come on in and start building ur dream castle or whatever u want like u dont even need a passport just log in and start playing like how cool is that u can be from any of the 93 nations that thailand is like come on in and join the fun like u dont wanna miss out on this epic adventure trust me u will have the time of ur life building and exploring and making new friends like u might even find a hidden treasure or something like who knows what could happen on this wild server just join already u wont regret it i promise lol.