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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8217 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 950754 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and just want to give you hugs.
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of our server!