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BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	127
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Votes:	3623
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	7246
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Votes:	3586

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchantments Applied:	236
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!