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Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, comparison, Confidence, cultural norms, fem, femturds, Insecurity, Media influence, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, smp, societal standards, turds, unrealistic expectations, why do you not look like her

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	223
Dragons Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	191	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

CraftyPrankster Minecraft Server

Andy Sixx, CraftyPrankster, forgiveness, Girlfriend, Harley, internet, Kids, Lies, log use, logfag, Loneliness, mental institutions, Minecraft, original, photoshoped images, power, reputation, Server, spinning, studio apartment, turds, Wife, wild stories

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	130	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Votes:	9871
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the original Logfag resides! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be the master of spreading lies and photoshopping turds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive the glory days of the infamous Logfag.

Witness the power of posting logs and watch as your reputation crumbles like a house of cards. But don’t worry, we forgive Andy Sixx and all his mental institution visits. It’s time to put an end to the log madness and start building a new community filled with laughter and fun.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, no more posting logs, okay? It’s time to move on and embrace the joy of Minecraft.

TurdQuestMC

dog health, dog hygiene, dog owner, dog poop, dog poop bags, dog poop cleanup, dog poop cleanup tips, dog poop disposal, dog poop maintenance, dog poop prevention, dog poop removal, dog waste, pet care, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet poop cleanup, pet responsibilities, pet waste management, picking up poop, TurdQuestMC, turds

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

lol this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we have a secret turd collection mini game where you gotta pick up over ten thousand turds just like a dog owner hahahaha. but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet rock breeding program where you can create your own army of indestructible rock minions to do your bidding. and if that’s not enough, we have a hidden underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons get down and boogie all night long. so come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it!

Cinderella SMP: Idolm@ster U149 Girls

Anime, cinderella, Cinderella Girls, Girls, idol group, idol management simulation, Idolm@ster Cinderella Girls, IDOLMSTER, IDOLS, Japanese media franchise, Kaoru, Kaoru Ryuzaki, long tail tags, mobile game, Music, smp, Thread, U149, U149 unit, video game, virtual idols

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6556	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Kaoru has created the most epic SMP ever!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic PvP battles with enchanted diamond swords.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join Kaoru’s SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe.

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

12 people, Accommodation, Annual, Bed.., Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, DRIVE, family get together, get together, hotel room, mad, Minecraft, privacy, Server, shower, sister, sister’s house, sleeping arrangements, time off work, wasted time, wellness check, WiFi

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4591
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t make you feel like you’re crashing at your sister’s overcrowded house during a family get-together? Look no further! Our server offers unlimited wifi, no line-ups for showers, and most importantly, no sleeping on couches or floors!

Join us and escape the chaos of family gatherings gone wrong. We promise you won’t have to call off any get-togethers or waste anyone’s time. Plus, we won’t judge you for booking a hotel room instead of suffering through a cramped house situation. So come on over and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

KidKareKrew

anger, Babysitting, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, exclusion, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, Family Therapy, KidKareKrew, parenting, Resentment, sibling favoritism, sibling jealousy, sibling neglect, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of being the black sheep of the family? Do your older siblings treat you like a pesky fly that they just can’t swat away? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the clutches of your anti-brother sisters who have been plotting your disappearance since the dawn of time. Build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate having a brother around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical potions that can turn your sisters into frogs (just kidding…or are we?). Take revenge on those who have tormented you for years in the real world by unleashing your wrath in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and show your sisters that boys can play games too, and they better watch out because you’re not just a brother, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to conquer all!

SushiCraft: Carrier Invasion!

Asia-Pacific region, carrier, China, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Maritime, maritime boundaries, military presence, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Navy, SECURITY, SushiCraft, territorial disputes, territorial incursions, territorial waters

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

OMG guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like Japan vs China but in Minecraft form! Imagine sailing ur ship into each other’s waters and battling it out like true warriors. Will u be a samurai or a ninja? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be epic!

Join now and be part of the historic moment when China’s carrier entered Japan’s waters for the first time ever…in Minecraft! Who will come out on top? Will the pandas or the cherry blossoms reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join the server and let the battle begin! 🇯🇵🇨🇳

Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underwater temple filled with treasure guarded by a giant squid. Will u be brave enough to face the tentacled beast and claim the riches for yourself? Or will u end up as sushi for the squid? Only time will tell on this crazy server! 🦑💰

So what are u waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Japan vs China in Minecraft – it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🎮🔥

Berry Tea Red Wine Land

aging, antioxidants, berries, berry, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive health, daily servings, dementia risk, drinks, Flavonoid-rich foods, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, Land, lower risk, neurodegenerative diseases, nutrition, Prevention, red, Red wine, researchers, study, tea, wine

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	3996	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	115
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA FLAVONOIDS U NEED TO AVOID DEMENTIA! WE GOT BERRIES, TEA, AND RED WINE GALORE! EAT SIX EXTRA SERVINGS A DAY AND U COULD LOWER UR RISK BY 28! U WANNA KEEP UR BRAIN JUICY AND FRESH LIKE A BERRY? JOIN NOW AND GET UR DOSE OF FLAVONOIDS! #BERRYBRAINLOLZ #REDWINEROCKS #TEATIMEFUN

EuroCraft

Adventure, Community, Entertainment, EuroCraft, EuroCraft adventure, EuroCraft community, EuroCraft entertainment, EuroCraft fun, EuroCraft gaming, EuroCraft multiplayer, EuroCraft online, EuroCraft server, Fun, Gaming, growth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Prison, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

A new server that comes with a desire to grow with many things that will make your time on it not boring. I invite you to enter EUROCRAFT

130.51.94.20

Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server

America, Brazil, Catholic, corrupt, DESPERATE, excepțional, iberophones, identity crisis, Irrelevant, LARGEST, Latin America, Latinx, loudest, Minecraft, obvious, overshadowed, painfully, Poor, Powerful, Relevant, Server, Struggling, thirdie, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more extra than Brazil’s carnival? Look no further! Our server is like the America of Minecraft servers, except we’re not just loud and irrelevant – we’re exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure! Join us and be part of the largest and craziest community of players who are ready to take on any challenge, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show Brazil who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!

I Miss Her So Much, Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, emotional, Heartache, longing, longing for her, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing family, missing friends, missing her, missing her a lot, missing her badly, missing her deeply, missing her every day, missing her like crazy, missing her terribly, missing loved ones, missing someone, missing someone special, Nostalgia, smp, yearning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a chance to reunite with your long lost pet chicken, Henrietta. That’s right, she’s been waiting for you to come back and build her a luxurious coop complete with a jacuzzi and a mini fridge full of seeds. But beware, Henrietta has been living a wild life since you left and she’s picked up some questionable habits. Can you handle her new party animal lifestyle?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig only appears once every full moon, so you better start searching now if you want to be the one to claim its riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughs, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama. Henrietta is counting on you!

HubbyCraftTime

Communication Issues, emotional neglect, feeling ignored, feeling isolated, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, HubbyCraftTime, lack of affection, lack of connection, lack of effort, lack of intimacy, lack of romance, Loneliness, marriage problems, quality time, relationship struggles, seeking attention, unfulfilled relationship

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a single player in a multiplayer world? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find love and companionship in the virtual realm!

Imagine a world where you and your partner can build a cozy virtual home together, go on epic adventures, and slay dragons side by side. No more sleeping in separate beds due to snoring – in our server, you can snuggle up in your pixelated bed and chat all night long!

Say goodbye to one-sentence conversations and hello to endless banter and laughter. Our server is the perfect place to bond over shared interests, whether it’s building a castle together or exploring hidden caves.

Forget about third-wheeling on double dates with friends – on our server, you and your partner will be the ultimate power couple, taking on challenges and conquering the virtual world together.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building a stronger relationship, one block at a time! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world… 😉🎮 #RelationshipGoals #MinecraftLoveStory

BlockyBadvice

advice to avoid, advice to challenge, advice to debunk, advice to discard, advice to dismiss, advice to dispute, advice to disregard, advice to ignore, advice to oppose, advice to question, advice to reconsider, advice to refute, advice to rethink, bad advice, BlockyBadvice, common advice, misconceptions, misguided advice, unhelpful advice, wrong advice

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to do the exact opposite of common advice! Want to build your house out of TNT? Go for it! Think diamonds are overrated and want to collect dirt instead? We fully support your decision! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions)!