Turd – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

UnbannedToday Minecraft Server
Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, Andys, brewin, brown-throte boys, bum turd, downtown, dressed to shill, fartbox, favorite song, grown men, hangin’ down, log, Minecraft, Poo, scats, Server, slidday night, snackin brown, stink, Tasty, Turd, UNBANNED, UnbannedToday
Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the boys are snackin’ brown and spreading turd around like never before!
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like finding the legendary poo downtown and driving all the grown men crazy with our shenanigans.
Dress to shill and get ready to feast at Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, where the stink flows and logs spill in abundance.
With fartboxes blasting out your favorite songs and shites getting longer, it won’t be long until bum turd comes and the boys are snackin’ brown once again.
So come on down and spread the turd around with us on this unforgettable Minecraft server experience! The boys are waiting for you to join in on the madness.

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New Server IP
ConspiracyCraft SMP
#classified information, alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, CONVINCING, critical thinking, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden motives, hidden truths, investigative research, mysterious occurrences, secret societies, skeptical viewpoint, smp, suppressed information, suspicious activity, truth hidden, unexplained events, whistleblower testimonies
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with wild conspiracy theories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!
Join us and uncover the truth behind why villagers trade emeralds for useless items, or why Endermen are always stealing blocks. Rumor has it that the admins are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and every time you mine diamonds, you’re actually funding their evil plans to take over the server!
But don’t worry, we have a secret society of players dedicated to exposing the truth and protecting the server from any shady dealings. So if you’re ready to dive deep into the world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and have a laugh along the way, join us now and let the chaos begin!

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New Server IP
CraftyCravings
addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, caffeine addiction, CraftyCravings, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health issues, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-harm addiction, shopping addiction, smoking addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction, worst addictions
Are you addicted to mining for diamonds? Obsessed with building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about Creeper explosions and Enderman encounters? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!
Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and pixelated. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Rumor has it, Notch himself logs on to play incognito.
But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to spend days on end crafting, mining, and battling mobs. Some say they’ve even seen Herobrine lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest of players.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the addiction begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be playing for hours on end.

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TerritorialTussle Minecraft Server
aggression, annexation, border, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Politics, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, TerritorialTussle, Territory, Ukraine, War
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out for land but in a virtual world!!! build ur own base and fight for control of the map with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. join the ukrainian side and show russia who’s boss or team up with the russians and crush the ukrainian rebellion. who will win in this epic battle for virtual supremacy?!?! come find out on our server and be part of the chaos and madness!!! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the insanity begin!!!!

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New Server IP
HostageCraft: PhaseOneDeal
Confirm, Deal, gallant, Gallant confirmation, Hamas, Hamas confirmation, Hamas deal, hamas hostages, hostage release, hostage release deal, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, Israel, Israel deal, Israel hostages, Live, live hostages, Phase one, phase one deal, PhaseOneDeal, Release
hey u, yea u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even hamas is releasin hostages just to play on it. yea, u heard me right. dey like “yo, we gotta get in on dis minecraft action, forget bout da hostages.” so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den join dis server now! who knows, maybe u’ll be da next big deal like gallant or sumthin. so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get dis party started!

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New Server IP
ADHDgeneCraft
adhd, ADHDgeneCraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Genes, genetic disorders, genetic factors, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic variability, hereditary conditions, identified, inherited, neurodevelopmental disorders, parents, Rare genetic changes, Risk, spontaneous, study data, underpinnings
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! We got rare genetic changes that are so spontaneous, you won’t even know what hit you! And get this, these changes aren’t inherited from your parents, so you can blame all your ADHD on us!
We’ve got over a thousand genes just waiting to mess with your brain and make your Minecraft experience the craziest ride of your life. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server that messes with your attention and hyperactivity levels?
Join us now and see if you can survive the insanity of our ADHD-inducing Minecraft server. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back. So buckle up and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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New Server IP
TBC
Chat, Community, Discord, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, official server, ONLINE, Play, rules, Safety, Server, Survival, TBC, Vanilla, Verification, Whitelist
The TBC official minecraft server. Users must join discord to verify their account prior to playing.
207.181.203.131

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CraftyCollapse Minecraft Server
Apocalypse, breakdown, Chaos, Civilization, collapse, collapse aftermath, collapse consequences, collapse predictions, collapse scenarios, CraftyCollapse, depopulation, Dystopia, Endgame, Future, Minecraft, post-collapse world, Server, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal collapse aftermath, society, Survival, uncertainty
Welcome to our post-apocalyptic Minecraft server where the only rule is survival of the fittest! Join us as we navigate through a world ravaged by chaos and destruction, where depopulation is just the tip of the iceberg.
But fear not, brave adventurer! On our server, you’ll have the chance to build your own empire from the ground up, recruit allies to fend off mutant hordes, and even ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens (yes, you read that right).
So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness a showdown between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of zombie llamas? Or participate in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.
So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (a.k.a. a pig with wings), because on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
Minecraft SMP: The Pw-Approved WWE Superstars Showdown
AJ Styles, Alpha Academy, american made, apollo crews, approved wwe superstars, awesome truth, Baron Corbin, bron breakker, bronson sneed, Chelsea Green, Cody Rhodes, Damage CTRL, finnerman, Grayson Waller, gunther, Ilja Dragunov, Isla Dawn, judgment day (new), LA Knight, logan paul, Ludwig Kaiser, Minecraft, Naomi, Nia Jax, pw, PwApproved, Roman Reigns, Sheamus, showdown, smp, superstars, the nu bloodline, wwe
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles!
Picture this: Judgment Day has arrived on our server, and the only way to survive is to team up with the likes of Bronson Sneed, Bron Breakker, and American Made. But watch out for Gunther and Ludwig Kaiser, they’re always causing trouble!
Need some muscle on your side? Sheamus and Ilja Dragunov are here to lend a hand. And don’t even get me started on Isla Dawn and Damage CTRL, they’re a force to be reckoned with!
But the real fun begins when Awesome Truth, Baron Corbin, and Apollo Crews enter the scene. AJ Styles, Cody Rhodes, and Roman Reigns are also here to shake things up. And let’s not forget about the Nu Bloodline, Finnerman, and Grayson Waller – they’re always up to no good!
Need a break from all the chaos? Hang out with Naomi, Nia Jax, LA Knight, and even Logan Paul. And keep an eye out for Chelsea Green, she’s always causing a stir!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

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New Server IP
ParentingPro Minecraft Server
Apology, child, Communication, Compliment, Conversation, Defensive, Etiquette, Friend, friendship, gender, husband, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motherhood, offensive, parenting, ParentingPro, Respect, Server, social norms, Son, Women
Looking for a Minecraft server that will raise your child to be the perfect husband? Look no further! Our server not only teaches valuable life skills like cooking, but also instills respect and kindness in all players.
Join now and watch as your child blossoms into the ideal partner, all thanks to our virtual world training program. Who knows, maybe they’ll even become a Minecraft marriage counselor one day!
Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to shape your child’s future – join our server today and start them on the path to husband material greatness!

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New Server IP
TwinSisRoomShareCraft
comfort, cousins, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family decision-making, family dynamics, Family Support, family unity, family vacation, family vacation arrangement, Family Values, sharing room, sibling bond, sibling love, sibling relationship, Siblings, teenage siblings, twin sisters, TwinSisRoomShareCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage wholesome sibling bonding like never before! Join us for a chance to cuddle with your in-game siblings and feel the love and comfort of family, just like the player who shared a room with his twin sisters on a family vacation.
Experience the sweetest moments of sibling snuggles in our virtual world, where you can build a cozy room for your Minecraft siblings to share and create unforgettable memories together. Don’t worry about enabling dependency, because in our server, we believe in fostering strong sibling relationships and providing a safe space for everyone to feel loved and supported.
So, join our server today and show your siblings some virtual love and affection! Who knew Minecraft could bring families closer together in such a heartwarming way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the best big brother or sister in the Minecraft universe!

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