Turd – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

UnbannedToday Minecraft Server

Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, Andys, brewin, brown-throte boys, bum turd, downtown, dressed to shill, fartbox, favorite song, grown men, hangin’ down, log, Minecraft, Poo, scats, Server, slidday night, snackin brown, stink, Tasty, Turd, UNBANNED, UnbannedToday

Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the boys are snackin’ brown and spreading turd around like never before!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like finding the legendary poo downtown and driving all the grown men crazy with our shenanigans.

Dress to shill and get ready to feast at Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, where the stink flows and logs spill in abundance.

With fartboxes blasting out your favorite songs and shites getting longer, it won’t be long until bum turd comes and the boys are snackin’ brown once again.

So come on down and spread the turd around with us on this unforgettable Minecraft server experience! The boys are waiting for you to join in on the madness.

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SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a "femboy" in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

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PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

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KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

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CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

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BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

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KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

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GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

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The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

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