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Mushroom Mayhem Server

#sustainability, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, environmental impact, ethnomycology, Extinction, Fungi, habitat loss, hallucinogenic, magic mushrooms, MAYHEM, Mushroom, Mycology, natural medicine, plant medicine, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	4640	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

Cognitive Distortions, community immunity, conspiracy theories, Covid-19, deliberate ignorance, deniers, global health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, medical misinformation, Misinformation, pandemic, public health, public opinion, science denial, skepticism, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine refusal, vaccine safety, vaxx

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	580	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	4314
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 11, Anon Arena 2, Ashened, Banlists, clash, Crafty, database, Decklists, dng, dng Cup., Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Flame Swordsman, Hosts, master duel, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, Tistina, upcoming releases, vidya, Wiki, World Premiere Packfiller

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

2004, Achilles, ancient greece, brad pitt, Cinema, controversy, Epic, film, greek mythology, Haram, HECTOR, Helen of Troy, historical fiction, Hollywood, Minecraft, Movie, Mythology, Paris, smp, Trojan War, troy, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3498	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

BILvsKids, brother-in-law, children first, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family feud, family hierarchy, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Gender Roles, generational differences, meal etiquette, Minecraft, parenting priorities, ranch life, Server, serving order, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyEscape

arranged marriage, Autonomy, CraftyEscape, cultural expectations, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family pressure, freedom, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, intergenerational conflict, living abroad, orthodox family, parental expectations, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-understanding, strict parents, traditional views

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Looking for an escape from your overbearing parents who want to control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you can make your own decisions without any parental pressure.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone telling you how it should look. A world where you can explore vast landscapes and caves without worrying about being slapped or beaten for making a mistake. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to break free from oppressive family expectations.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for leaving your parents behind – on our server, you can focus on building your own life without the guilt trip. So come join us and experience the freedom and autonomy you’ve always dreamed of!

UglyAttractiveTraits – Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body type, conventionally attractive, facial symmetry, Individuality, Minecraft, personal opinion, physical appearance, physical features, physical imperfections, Preferences, smp, societal norms, trait, Ugly, UglyAttractiveTraits, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional preferences, unique traits

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4716	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things unconventional and weird.

We don’t care if you find conventionally attractive traits ugly, in fact, we encourage it! Want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks? Go for it! Want to create a farm with only pink sheep? Absolutely! Want to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times because you think it’s the height of fashion? You do you, boo!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off an army of evil chickens to embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs conventionally attractive traits when you can have this much fun?

CreeperCrisis

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken friendships, Communication, Conflict, CreeperCrisis, Distance, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship, healing from friendship issues, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, misunderstanding, neglect, Pain, Support, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing friends again! Our server is equipped with a magical friendship potion that guarantees eternal bonds with your fellow players. Say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun and laughter!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and groovy skeletons. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most friendship-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave – not that you’ll have a choice once you’ve tasted our friendship potion!

FortifyCraft Minecraft Server

Central Europe, disaster response, emergency preparedness, flood control, flood damage, flood evacuation, flood management, flood prevention, flood protection, flood recovery, flood relief, flood resilience, flood response, flood risk, flood safety, flood warning, Floods, Fortification, FortifyCraft, Minecraft, natural disasters, Poland, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	2793
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2967	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7736
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build towns so strong even floods can’t break them! we got walls taller than a giraffe on stilts and defenses so crazy even the water is scared to mess with us. come be part of the action as we battle against the elements and show those floods who’s boss. plus, we have the best virtual pierogi in all of minecraft, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. join now and help us defend our towns from the deadly floods of central europe!

MetaCraft: No Russian State Media

Censorship, digital platforms, Disinformation, fake news, foreign interference, freedom of speech, government influence, international relations, journalism ethics, Kremlin, Media, media regulation, Meta bans, metacraft, Misinformation, Networks, online content restrictions, Propaganda, rt, Russian, Russian state media, social media, State, ukraine conflict

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Votes:	7374	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

u wanna join dis server cuz we got rid of all dem pesky RT and other Russian state media networks. no more propaganda, just pure minecraft fun! come join us and build ur own empire without any fake news tryna brainwash u. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we got a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and rare loot. u gotta join to find it tho, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!