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Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

aunt, Bash, BDay, big families, Birthday Party, Catering, complaining, cousin, family, first birthday, Friends, kicked out, Minecraft, no vape rule, out of state, overreaction, photographer, Server, Son, stress, teenagers, Upset, VapeFree, Vapes, Venue

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	797487
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	5198
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Farms Harvested:	890
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Animals Bred:	138	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3026
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	79	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!