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Logfag’s Block Party Minecraft Server

apartment, autism, b.., BLOCK, blue yeti mic, burp, Corn, dirty toilet, failure singer, famous rockstar, gagging, logfag, LOGFAGS, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, no money, Party, public toilet, Server, Shit, TOILET, turbo autism, vomit

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	184
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re a failed rockstar who needs a Blue Yeti Mic but has no money. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so you decide to eat a random log of turd you find in a filthy public toilet. But little did you know, that turd would give you the luck you needed!

Now, every time you burp, it smells like a mix of corn and log turd. But hey, at least you’re lucky now, right? Join our server and experience the crazy adventures that await you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own lucky turd along the way!

TeenVampGoneSMP

acceptance, alternative lifestyles, coping mechanisms, fantasy beliefs, gothic subculture, identity crisis, individual journey, life after teenage years, personal growth, psychological impact, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-conviction, teenage phase, teenaged years, TeenVampGoneSMP, transformation, unique experiences, vampire community, Vampires

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	446413	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6736
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of living in the real world where you can’t show off your vampire skills? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally embrace your inner vampire and show off your fangs to the world! Our server is filled with dark and mysterious forests, perfect for lurking in the shadows and hunting for unsuspecting players. Plus, we have a blood bank where you can stock up on all the redstone you need to survive. So if you’re ready to sink your teeth into some epic adventures, join us now! But beware, the sun is not your friend here… just like in real life!

CraftyForgive

CraftyForgive, forgiveness, forgiveness quotes, letting go, letting go quotes, moving on, moving on quotes, personal growth, personal growth quotes, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self improvement quotes, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness quotes, self-compassion quotes, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness quotes, self-reflection quotes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	102
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of ridiculous scenarios that will have you laughing until you cry.

And if you’re feeling guilty about all the things you didn’t become in real life, don’t worry! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a ninja pirate unicorn? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

So come join us on our server and let go of your regrets as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just forgive yourself for not becoming a professional llama wrangler after all!

UkrainianDroneVsRussianHeli Minecraft Server

aerial combat, air defense, defense technology, drone attack, drone strike, drone warfare, military conflict, military confrontation, military drones, military superiority, military technology, Minecraft, russian aggression, russian aircraft, Russian helicopter, russian military, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian defense, Ukrainian drone, Ukrainian forces, UkrainianDroneVsRussianHeli, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian drones shooting down russian helicopters like it’s nobody’s bizniz. it’s like a warzone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and diamonds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to rumble, cuz things are about to get lit on this server like never before!

CraftyGuiltyPlotters911

9/11, ACCUSED, al-qaeda, CraftyGuiltyPlotters911, Guantanamo, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay Prisoners, Guantanamo Bay Trials, Guantanamo Trials, Justice, legal proceedings, Military Tribunals, Plead Guilty, plotters, Sept. 11, September 11, Terrorism, Terrorism Trials, united states, War on Terror

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mines Excavated:	3712
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	68	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the accused sept. 11 plotters are like, building epic structures and battling it out in epic pvp battles. they agreed to plead guilty at guantánamo bay, but only if they could play on this server first.

join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

MeteorFingerCraft

ancient creatures, ancient world, asteroid impact, atmospheric disturbance, catastrophic event, Clouds, cosmic impact, Dinosaurs, earth history, Earth science, Extinction, extinction event, geological phenomenon, mass extinction, meteor, MeteorFingerCraft, middle finger, natural disaster, Paleontology, prehistoric

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5926	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	934838	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the clouds flip off dinosaurs when they die to meteors. we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out their butts and unicorns that fart rainbows. you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with diamond swords. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again!

16builders16tools

2b2t, Anarchy, base building, Chaos, Community, Duping, Exploration, free for all, Griefing, HACKING, multiplayer, No Rules, no staff, open world, player interaction, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Wilderness

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Void Armor Forged:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	473086	Volcanoes Explored:	2

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.

The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.

The server has been up for nearly two years and is still going strong. There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.

Don’t forget to check our website for the latest news at 16b16t.ddns.net:30045

16b16t.ddns.net:30045

Terra 2.0 SMP

Armor statues, Bluemap, Chat, Color names, Discord, Heads, Ip:, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Playerheads, restart, Server, shulker shells, Silence Mobs, smp, Survival, Terra 2.0 SMP, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Hi and welcome to Terra 2.0 SMP

We have restarted the server with version 1.21 on July 2nd!

Server IP: Terra2SMP.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/T3XJ7SDbbm Bluemap. http://51.81.41.65:2742/

More Heads, Playerheads, Double Shulker Shells, Armor Statues, Multiplayer Sleep, Silence Mobs, Color Names in chat

Terra2smp.com

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon! Get ready for a modded Pixelmon experience with a side of bingo crates and server raids. And hey, we’re LGBTQ+ friendly!

Adult Owned, Adults, Astral, best place, Bingo, Challenges, Challenging, Crates, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, Experience, family friendly, Friendly, Fun, Gts, Gym Leaders, hey, LGBTQ, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Play, Pokebags, Raids, Ready, Server, Side, Staff Team, trained staff, Unique, Wondertrade

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Astral Pixelmon Server Overview

Features	Description
EV Training	Train your Pokémon’s Effort Values efficiently
Pixelmon Bingo	Engage in a fun bingo game with Pixelmon
Dex Rewards	Earn rewards for completing your Pokémon Pokédex
Custom Crates	Get unique items from custom crates
Adult Owned	Server is owned and run by adults
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcome and inclusive to LGBTQ+ community
WonderTrade	Trade your Pokémon with random players
Pokebags	Special bags for storing items
Pixelmon Raids	Take on challenging Pixelmon raids
Gambling	Participate in gambling games
Timber Mod	Easily chop down trees with Timber mod
Resource World	Access a separate resource-rich world
Vanilla Mobs	Encounter regular Minecraft mobs
Custom Textures	Enjoy custom textures for a unique experience
Gym Leaders	Challenge and defeat Gym Leaders
GTS	Use the Global Trade System to trade Pokémon

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us. Come join us today on the best place to play! <3

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to play.astralpixelmon.com

2. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and more. Stay tuned on our Discord for updates.

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Cavecraft, Community, Digital culture, discovery, Entertainment, Fandom, Finally caved, Gaming, influence, internet personalities, Kirsche…, Minecraft, online content, Persuasion, pop culture, resisted, Server, social media, trend, Turn, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

I resisted joining this Minecraft server for quite some time. But then I discovered the legendary player known as Kirsche. This server is so epic that even the most hardcore non-believers couldn’t resist joining after encountering Kirsche’s epic builds and hilarious antics.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant pixelated dragons, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and participating in epic dance parties with virtual YouTubers. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

ShiftyNeoMorph on Minecraft SMP

Campaign, comparison, debate, democratic party, economic policies, election, Government, HILLARY CLINTON, kamala harris, leadership, Minecraft, neoliberal, political ideologies, Politics, presidential candidates, progressive policies, public opinion, shape shifting, ShiftyNeoMorph, smp, Social Issues, united states, women in politics

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1736	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can witness epic battles between shape-shifting neoliberals Kamala and Hillary as they duke it out for supremacy in the virtual world. Will Kamala’s charm and wit win the day, or will Hillary’s experience and cunning prevail? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness unfold!