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”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”

5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	780	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6910
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

ScamCraft Turbo – Minecraft Server

Anon, Anons, big pumps, China, Holo, hologram, Inc, lulz, mega pump, Microcloud, Minecraft, scam, ScamCraft, Server, stock, Turbo, turbo pump, waiting room, weird behavior

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	460
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ores Mined:	7287
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	69
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the only currency is Microcloud Hologram INC (HOLO) stock! Why waste your time mining for diamonds when you can be investing in the next big pump waiting room?

Anons have been going crazy over the weird behavior of this stock, with massive pumps happening left and right. Are you ready to join the ranks of the elite investors and ride the wave of hilarity to riches? Because I’m all in for the lulz and I know you want to be too!

Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the stock market regulations, but who cares about those anyway?). Build your dream castle, trade stocks with your fellow players, and watch as your virtual wallet grows faster than you can say “blockchain technology”. Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime, join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft: WestBank Turbo

annexation, Conflict, controversial, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal settlements, international law, Israel, israeli government, land grab, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, occupation, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, Politics, SettleCraft, settlement expansion, Settlers, territorial dispute, Turbo, united nations, West Bank, WestBank

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? well do i got the server for u! come join us on this epic server where we build the most insane settlements in all of minecraft history!

we got land grabs bigger than u have ever seen before! we are like israel turbocharging west bank settlement expansion but in minecraft! we are taking over the virtual world one block at a time! join us and be a part of the craziest land grab in decades!

we got crazy stories to tell about our adventures in minecraft. like that time we found a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold! or that other time we rode pigs off a cliff just for fun! u never know what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans will happen on our server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in all of minecraft! we can’t wait to see u there!

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

#Automotive, all wheel drive, attractive, automobile, CAR, coupe, design, Fast, horsepower, japanese, luxury, Minecraft, Performance, Sedan, Server, Sexy, SexySubaru, Sleek, sporty, stylish, subaru, Turbo, turbocharged, Vehicle

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!

PixelPals – Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

Agnai, AI Banter General, AI chatbots, aicg botmaking events, Aichared, Anthropics, Archive, aws, booru, Botmaking, cai, Chub, claude, CREEPERS, editor, evulid, Friends, Frontends, Gemini, geminilogs, GPT, gpt-4, guides, Jailbreaks, JB-listing, JBs, Jinxbreaks, Llama, LMG, localopus, Meta, Meta Bot List, Meta Botmaking List, meta event list, metafun, MetaOP templates, Miku, misunderstood, models, News, openai, PixelPals, preview, prompts, pygmalion, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, snapshothttps, Tavern4retards, Turbo, ULTRA, Weirdbutfunjailbreaksandprompts

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss all things AI chatbots! Join us for banter about the latest developments in llama 3.8b and 70b, as well as the mind-blowing news about GPT-4 Turbo finally being out of preview (and not as messed up as the last preview snapshot, we promise).

But that’s not all! We have a whole bunch of bots for you to play around with, including the legendary chub.ai and the nostalgic chub-archive.evulid.cc. And don’t forget to pay your respects to our fallen friend with the +pygmalion bot.

Feeling lost in the world of AI chatbots? Fear not! Check out our guides at the Tavern for Retards, where even the most clueless can become bot-making geniuses.

And if you’re feeling rebellious, we’ve got jailbreaks galore for you to explore. But be warned, things can get pretty wild in there.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into the wacky world of AI chatbots, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Speedy Steve’s Turbo Tracks

Adrenaline, Asphalt, cars, Championship, circuit, Competition, Driving, Fast, finish line, His Speedways, laps, motorsport, race cars, Racing, ROAD, SPEED, Speedy, Steves, Thrill, track, TRACKS, Turbo, Victory, winner

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of slowpoke servers where you feel like you’re moving through molasses? Then buckle up, buttercup, because on this server, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash on steroids! Our custom plugin “Speedy Gonzales Mode” will have you sprinting faster than a cheetah on Red Bull.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship, where pigs with turbo boosters strapped to their backs compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the World. Place your bets and watch the chaos unfold as these porky speed demons tear up the track.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving Without a Parachute” minigame? Jump off a cliff and see if you can survive the fall without turning into a pancake. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. His Speedways? More like His Speedways… of Insanity!

KoreaNukeGoneBoomCraft

ballistic missile, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, hypersonic missile, international relations, KoreaNukeGoneBoomCraft, mid-air explosion, Military, military capabilities, military drills, missile test, North Korea, nuclear weapons, SECURITY, south korea, Technology, Tension

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got hypersonic missiles that explode in mid-air like fireworks, but way more dangerous and way more fun!!!! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the explosions and destruction, it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft!!! plus, our community is full of crazy players who will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see if you can handle the chaos!!!

VertebrateVortex70%DeclineLOL

1970, 70, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, conservation status, data analysis, Decline, ecosystem health, Endangered species, environmental impact, extinction risk, global decline, habitat loss, population trends, scientific research, species decline, unsubstantiated, vertebrate populations, VertebrateVortex70DeclineLOL, wildlife conservation, wildlife management

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Void Armor Forged:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

LOL come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own vertebrae population and watch it decline by 70% since 1970!!! It’s like a virtual science experiment but with blocky animals and stuff. Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking skeletons who will trade u rare items for bones. So come on, join us and watch the chaos unfold in the most ridiculous way possible!

Sticks N Stones

Adventure, Community, Conquest, custom blocks, deep lore, Diplomacy, dungeon raids, Earth, Economy, Enchantments, epic wars, history shaping, immersive lore, Nation building, PvE, PvP, recipes, Roleplay, server videos, social media content, Special items, storytelling, Survival, unique items, Vibrant Community, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Unleash Your Creativity and Adventure: – Make Unique Foods and Drinks: Discover new recipes and create special items! – Enchantments Galore: Unlock unique enchantments to enhance your gear and gain an edge in battles. – Use Hundreds of unique custom blocks and items!

Explore and Conquer: – Dungeon Delving: Embark on thrilling dungeon raids scattered across the map, each offering unique rewards for the brave. – Form Empires and Nations: Build and lead your own nation or town, engage in diplomacy, and wage epic wars.

Engage in Rich Roleplay: – Immersive Lore: Dive into the server’s deep lore, participate in story-driven events, and shape the history of your world. – Vibrant Community: Join a community passionate about roleplay, literature, and creating unforgettable narratives.

Stay Connected: – Social Media Content: Watch server videos and relive your favorite moments on our dedicated channels.

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Zennodes

1.20.X, 1.8, Adventure, BLOCK, Builder, Community, Creative, Engaging, Exploration, Friend, Immersive, legend, Limitless, Minecraft, OneBlock, Possibilities, PvP, PvP Warrior, Server, Survival, vibrant, Zennodes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	3109
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to Zennodes! Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Starts Here Dive into the World of Zennodes, Where Every Player is a Legend! Server IP: play.zennodes.dk Versions Supported: 1.8 – 1.20.x

Why Zennodes? At Zennodes, we believe in creating an immersive and engaging Minecraft experience for all our players. Whether you’re a seasoned PvP warrior or a creative builder, we have something for everyone. Join our vibrant community and explore the limitless possibilities of Minecraft with friends, old and new.

Zennodes – Where Every Block Counts!

play.zennodes.dk

MystGrief Minecraft server

banner, Free Donations, GIF, Grief, Grief mode, Ip:, mc.MystGrief.ru, Minecraft, MystGrief, Pet goodies, PvP, Server, Unique grief

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Potions Brewed:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

On our server there is a Grief mode, but this is not an ordinary grief, but a UNIQUE one that will be separated from other servers by the fact that it has a bunch of pet goodies and various other things, IP mc.MystGrief.ru

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SmartIT Minecraft Server

Acer netbooks, BIOS, bus driver, devilish anon, Escape, getting caught, linux, Linux Mint, mac OS, Minecraft, multiple partitions, punishment, regret, school IT, school spyware, Server, smarter than IT, SmartIT, Snitch, vacation, voicemails, windows 7

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	115	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	New Chunks Explored:	918972
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can install multiple operating systems on your Minecraft computer, just like this mad lad did with his school netbook! Become the master of your own virtual universe and show off your tech skills to impress your friends.

But beware, the teachers and school IT are out to get you for your rebellious ways! Escape their clutches and embark on a journey to freedom, all while laughing in the face of authority.

Join our server now and show off your Minecraft skills while sticking it to the man! Who needs school when you have a whole new world to explore and conquer? Let the fun begin!

CraftyTransition Minecraft Server

acceptance, CraftyTransition, Emotional journey, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender transition, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Server, Support, transgender community, transgender rights, transitioning, transitioning experience, transitioning journey, transitioning process, transitioning success, transitioning support

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

Join us and you’ll get to experience the thrill of hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken, participate in epic llama races across the desert, and even have the chance to ride a dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist on this server).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

SoberCraft: Memory Lane

alcohol abuse, boyfriend problems, college relationships, communication problems, deferred prosecution, drug use, DUI consequences, EDM, Lane, living together, making memories, Memory, memory making, probation, rave experience, relationship issues, senior year struggles, SoberCraft, Sobriety, social drinking, substance abuse, substance addiction, substance free activities

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a rave on acid and shrooms? Look no further, because our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend would ditch his probation just to join in on the fun!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time, no matter what substances you’re on (just kidding, please play responsibly). Our server is so lit, even sober players will have a blast – we promise, no one will judge you for not being under the influence of something.

So come on down and make some memories that don’t involve drugs or alcohol – unless you’re playing Minecraft with us, then anything goes! Don’t be the only one missing out on the rave experience of a lifetime, join our server now and let the fun begin!

YuckCraft: NoTofuAllowed

abhorrent food, abominable dishes, detestable food, disgusting food, food aversion, food phobia, gross food, loathsome dishes, nauseating dishes, NoTofuAllowed, off-putting food, repellant dishes, repelling dishes, repugnant dishes, repulsive dishes, revolting food, starvation, unappetizing dishes, vile food, worst food, YuckCraft, yucky food

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mines Excavated:	2418	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a buffet of excitement and adventure!

Join us if you’d rather starve than eat a blocky, tasteless world. Our server is so deliciously fun, you’ll never want to leave! We’ve got crazy mini-games, epic quests, and even a secret hidden treasure that will make you drool with excitement.

So come on over and sink your teeth into the most mouth-watering Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CraftyCreeperzIran

CraftyCreeperzIran, defense cooperation, deputy chief, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, iran, Iran helping, MIDDLE EAST, military alliances, nato, NATO’s deputy chief, Russian, Russian threat, security concerns, threat

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

so, liek, u ever wunted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s liek, gonna blow ur mind? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s so lit, even NATO’s deputy chief is talkin’ about it! they say Iran is helpin’ Russia make a threat to European security, but we say, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!

we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community ever! u won’t find a better server out there, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u’ll become a minecraft pro overnight! u’ll be buildin’ epic castles and slayin’ dragons in no time.

so what are u waitin’ for? join our server now and become a legend in the minecraft world! NATO can wait, but our server can’t!