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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1450 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 304 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!