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TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!

BdayBlockBonanza

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

Lit London English Teachers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mines Excavated:	4444	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

Arctic Plant Party

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	New Chunks Explored:	489261

Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

Diana’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	190

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that Diana Serday herself roams these lands, seeking out brave adventurers to join her in epic quests and battles. Who was Bind referring to when he mentioned M? Could it be a secret code for hidden treasures waiting to be discovered? Only those who join our server will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of Diana Serday herself!

529Craft: Son’s Loot Only

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrilling tale of a 40-year-old player who is torn between saving for his biological son’s college fund and his stepdaughters feeling left out. Will he be able to balance the financial needs of his blended family while navigating the treacherous waters of child support dodging bio dads?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a wife who just found out about her husband’s secret college fund and the stepdaughters who have been living the high life with international trips and competitive sports. Will they all come together in harmony or will the Minecraft world be torn apart by financial woes?

Join our server now and choose your side in this epic battle of savings accounts and stepfamily dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who stirs up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Potions Brewed:	68	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crops Grown:	1537

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams come true and reality is just a suggestion. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft even more ridiculous together!

MineCraftMate: The One!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Animals Bred:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner sits on the couch watching TV? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can bond with your significant other by building epic structures together and fighting off creepers side by side! Who needs couples therapy when you can just play Minecraft together?

Join our server and witness the most romantic proposal ever – one player built a giant diamond ring out of blocks and popped the question in front of all their friends. Talk about relationship goals!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere on the server that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

So come join us and find out why our server is the ultimate place for love, adventure, and building a future together (literally)!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Farms Harvested:	823	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server that’s so wild, even Hezbollah comms. chief Muhammad Rashid Shafi would’ve loved it!

We’ve got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff, and zombies that do the cha-cha instead of trying to eat your brains. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly!

Join our server and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. It’s like, totally epic, dude.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?

FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	122	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.