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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6394 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 799 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!