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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9981 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! firstly, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a dragon named fluffy. if u can defeat fluffy, u get all the treasure!
also, we have a mini-game where u have to fight off mutant zombies with only a carrot as ur weapon. if u survive for 10 minutes, u get a pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command. it’s lit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of players who dress up as llamas and roam the server causing chaos? it’s wild, man.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself! it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
