TumorResistant Minecraft Servers

TumorResistant Minecraft Servers

  • ViralVaxMC – Cancer-Curing Mice & Tumor-Resistant Fun!

    ViralVaxMC – Cancer-Curing Mice & Tumor-Resistant Fun!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 9956
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

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    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this server ASAP!

    first off, did you know that scientists have discovered that an attenuated virus can help eliminate cancer in mice? yeah, you heard that right! and guess what? on our server, we have a secret lab where we use this virus to make our players invincible! that’s right, no more dying in Minecraft, you’ll be unstoppable!

    not only that, but mice treated with this virus on our server are more resistant to developing tumors later in life. so not only will you be a Minecraft pro, but you’ll also be healthier than ever before! who knew playing Minecraft could be so beneficial for your health, right?

    oh, and did I mention that this virus (LCMV) works and is safe even in mice with suppressed immune systems? well, on our server, we’ve taken it a step further and made it so that you’ll never get sick again! say goodbye to those pesky colds and flus, because on our server, you’ll be immune to everything!

    so what are you waiting for? join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate gaming superhero! trust me, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

    FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 4115
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

    2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

    3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

    4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

    5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

    6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

    7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

    8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AstraLegends

    AstraLegends
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 1480
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8285 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 473 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Villages Defended: 19

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    Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

    play.astralegends.com:25567

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  • MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

    MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 1893
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Villages Defended: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 4542
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Emeralds Found: 4557 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

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    Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

    Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

    SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 2723
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

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    Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

    Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

    But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftLermontov Minecraft server

    CraftLermontov Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 1975
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4

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    Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

    SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

    CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

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  • JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

    JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1586
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

    Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6633
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2711 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Villages Defended: 16
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14

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    So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

    Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3284
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

    But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

    Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 3977
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

    Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

    But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

    Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 5031
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

    Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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