LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!
Crafty Adipose Slayer Server
Mousey Estrogen Fuel
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, guess what, this server is like, the wildest of them all! we got researchers finding out that like, estrogens are fueling the growth of cancers in mice, like what even is that? but don’t worry, our server is totally cancer-free, we promise!join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords and riding pigs into battle. we’ve got secret caves filled with treasure and hidden villages with friendly villagers who will trade with you for the rarest items.
plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, all coming together to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!
Crafty Colon Cancer Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftwBlockBuster47: The UnEatable Adventure
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oh and did i mention the secret underground base where u can join a secret society and plot world domination? ya, we got dat too! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the madness begin!
WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz
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Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.
So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.