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MyelinMadnessCraft
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. imagine a world where macrophages are like these crazy superheroes, recycling myelin to fuel brain cancer malignancy. it’s like a sci-fi movie mixed with a fantasy novel, but in minecraft form. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop bacon as loot. join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
StepParentSassCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).
We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.
So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!
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CreeperCrazeMC
Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!
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ShieldedPrisonerMCServer
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! -
UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos
so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.
plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.
so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!
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CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.
our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.
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Noar Junior High School
Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!Players Votes Uptime Rank
Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether
noarsmp.com
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BratCraft Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!
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Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!