we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
our server is so lit that even breast cancer has decreased since 2009 just from playing on it. join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!
imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u stumble upon a giant cardiac myxoma blocking ur path. u gotta use ur knowledge of multimodality imaging to figure out how to defeat it and continue ur quest for diamonds.
we have custom mods that will blow ur mind, like the myxoma boss battle where u have to scan it with an MRI machine to find its weak spot. and don’t even get me started on the myxoma pet that u can tame and ride around the server.
join us now for the most epic and educational minecraft experience of ur life. who knew learning about cardiac myxomas could be so much fun?
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.
Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking
IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!
mc.geodecraft.net
Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:
McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops
To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.
Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5
play.velarismc.net:25577
1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.
2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!
3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.
4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!
Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.
So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!
Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.
Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.
So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!
Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!
we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.
our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.
so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!