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DakotaCraft: Where even the cows are pixelated!

anthropology, comparison, Cows, Cultural differences, DakotaCraft, Dakotas, Diversity, first time, height, height difference, History, indigenous peoples, Injuns, mexico, native american, Observation, physical characteristics, pixelated, Plains, questions, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Injuns are taller than skyscrapers and the Mexicans are shorter than hobbits! Join us for a wild west adventure like no other, where you can ride giant Injuns like horses and challenge tiny Mexicans to epic duels. Who needs logic when you have craziness like this? Come on in and see for yourself!

Obson & Gura’s Pixel Paradise: Where Only the Cutest Creepers Survive!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	86
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our fearless leader, Obson (that’s me, not you). Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t even get me started on his cute wife Gura – rumor has it she can tame creepers with just a wink!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. Our community is made up of the most skilled builders, redstone wizards, and pranksters you’ll ever meet. Just watch out for the llama army that patrols the server – they may look cute, but they’ll spit on you if you get too close.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else. See you in the game, if you dare!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673185354

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being hunted by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that randomly happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “He won” – a mysterious player who has never been defeated in a PvP battle. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe your items) along the way.

Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mines Excavated:	1187
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Potions Brewed:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

activism, Allegiance, Civil unrest, Conflict, confusion, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Division, Government, loyalty, national identity, nationalism, opposition, partisanship, patriotism, Pick, polarization, political divide, Politics, protest, Side, Social Issues, society

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	1224

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Love Letters Sent:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7993	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	7692	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!