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  • Down Under Tesla Tumble 2025!

    Down Under Tesla Tumble 2025!

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    Welcome to the Flat Earth Electric Highway: Now 70% Slumpier!

    Join us on a server where logic is optional and the absurd rules the realm!

    Have you ever dreamed of wandering through a world where the laws of economics have crumbled beneath the weight of an existential crisis? Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Tesla sales in Australia plummeted, sending shockwaves through the fabric of reality! Gather your pickaxes and prepare your brains for a ride as baffling as the stock market’s hottest whispers!

    ⚡ Features That Defy Explanation:

    • Slightly Meltdown Mechanics: Experience a cryptic economy that makes the concept of a slump feel like a warm embrace. Here, 70% off doesn’t just mean sales—it’s a metric for the collective existential dread of our players.

    • Electric Chaos: Build astonishingly malfunctioning electric towers that produce more confusion than power. Want to craft a car for your blocky avatar? Good luck! They’re now made entirely of cobblestone and the collective regrets of failed business ventures.
    FeatureDescription
    Slump ZonesDeactivate your logic in our “Slump Zones”—areas where all Tesla replicas just float into the sky, mocking consumers’ sanity!
    Phantom DriversMeet ghostly players who are baffled by the concept of driving a car that might not exist. Their avatars scream in confusion—do they suspect a hidden agenda?
    Botched BlocksEvery 70th block you mine emits an energy that makes you question your place in the universe. Welcome to the Matrix… or is it Minecraft?

    Testimonials From Dazed Wanderers 🌌:

    “I don’t get it, but I love it! Each time I hit a slump block, I feel the universe screaming back at me.” – Username1337

    “I’m convinced this server is some kind of experiment. This isn’t Minecraft—it’s a portal to madness.” – CreepyCreeper69

    🐉 Secret Warnings: The Dark Ones Speak

    They say this server was banned in 12 dimensions, but why? Perhaps it’s because reality-shattering truths lurk around every block. Warning: Playing too long may result in an unshakeable belief that electric cars are powered by the veracity of your can-do attitude! Tread lightly; the Algorithm is watching.

    Conspiratorial Background 🍵

    Rumor has it, the sudden drop in Tesla sales is part of a Global Blocksmith Conspiracy— a cabal of builders aiming to control all cubes and prevent the rise of electric-powered machines in our pixelated paradise! These shadowy figures trade in enchanted ores and questionable moral compasses. Will you join the resistance or bow to the chaos?

    FAQs That Lead to More Questions ❓:

    • Q: Is it true Tesla cars float in the Slump Zones? A: If a tree falls in our server, does it make a sound? Reflect on that.

    • Q: What do I do if I encounter a phantom driver? A: Offer them a diamond pickaxe and pray for your sanity.

    • Q: Is this server a metaphor for the existential dread of modern life? A: Only if you mine deep enough to find the nuggets of truth… or maybe just gold.

    The Call to Cult-like Action 🔥

    Dare you embark on this odyssey of electric despair? Dive headfirst into a universe where both Tesla and sensibility are abysmally flat. Join us, not just to survive the absurd chaos of the Minecraft spheres, but to become part of something larger—a movement fueled by madness, mystery, and mysteriously malfunctioning machinery!

    Click here to ignite your journey into the electric void. But beware, once you enter, the Slump is not just a feature—it becomes your fate!

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  • BlockWar: Canada’s Trade Tumble

    BlockWar: Canada’s Trade Tumble

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    Welcome to the Bizarre Trade Collapse Realm – A Minecraft Server where Reality Melts!

    Introduction: The Tower of Lies and Paradox

    Do you hear that distant rumble? It’s not thunder; it’s the sound of an economy teetering on the brink! Welcome to the Bizarre Trade Collapse Realm, where Prime Minister Trudeau himself believes Trump is using his ‘dumb’ trade war as a gateway to crumple Canada like a paper airplane. Join us as we navigate a landscape where currency is but a mere illusion, and currency conversions happen at the speed of conspiracy theories!

    “If economy is a game, this is the final boss.” – An anonymous player who thought he was logging on to a regular server.


    The Reality-Bending Features of Our Universe:

    FeatureDescription
    The Collapse ZoneStep into the area where blocks become suspiciously unstable—watch your resources vanish as trade tariffs ignite pixelated mayhem!
    Wacky Trade FalloutRandom events where the most absurd trades fall from the heavens—crafting diamonds for maple syrup has never been this chaotic!
    Currency ChaosExperience a non-linear economy: earn emeralds full of holes, spend them on the fluctuating whims of shadowy NPCs! Conceptual wealth has never seemed so physical!
    Teleportation Portal of Political AgendasNavigate to dimensions where reality is constantly fracturing under the weight of unstable treaties and nonsensical diplomacy!

    Warnings from Beyond the Block: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

    • Warning: Join at your own risk! This server has been rumored to have warped the perceptions of 13 nations.
    • Conspiracy Alert: The crafting table is allegedly a recruiting tool for an underground economy of sentient blocks plotting against governments. Yes, the crafting table whispers sweet nothings to you.
    • Protection Plan: Meme your way out of currency collapse—invent absurd memes on-the-fly to shield yourself from economic crashes! (Disclaimer: this may not actually protect you.)

    Player Testimonials: Reality vs. Nonsense

    • “At first, I thought I was playing Minecraft, but then I realized I was part of a grand intergovernmental plot about trade wars. Can you trade baked potatoes for health care?” | Disillusioned Craftster™
    • “I just wanted to build a house, but now I’m fighting off trade delegations, and my house looks like a political negotiating arena.” | Bewildered Nation-Breaker

    FAQ – Questions You Didn’t Know You Had:

    Q: Why do I keep losing blocks every time I mention trade? A: It’s not the blocks; it’s a metaphor for modern struggles! Other players probably turned them into a black market currency!

    Q: Are there really whispers from the crafting table? A: The crafting table is NOT an official source of information—unless you’re in the mood for unpredictable lore and abstract speculations.


    Mythical Legends: The Yarn of Endgame

    They say if you build a palace out of phantoms of taxation, you might summon the Trading Troll—the benevolent spirit of bargains lost!

    "But beware, as you trade with the spirit, the price may invariably be your sanity!"


    Dark Call to Action: Are You Prepared for the Shadow Economy?

    What lies ahead is beyond your imagination—the divide between blocks and currencies, between sanity and the thrillingly absurd. Join the Bizarre Trade Collapse Realm before the economy collapses entirely, or worse, before memes become reality.

    You have no choice. Enter the rabbit hole—be a part of the chaos where absurdity reigns supreme! Will you emerge as a Trade Baron, or will you fall victim to the inevitable surrealism of this Minecraft dystopia?


    Connect now, because in the Bizarre Trade Collapse Realm, nothing is what it seems!

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  • Trudeau’s Tariff Tumble

    Trudeau’s Tariff Tumble

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    Welcome to TariffCraft: Chaos and Commerce!

    Dive headfirst into the bizarre realm of TariffCraft, where money is a myth, blocks are the only tangible goods, and trade agreements exist only in the realm of wizards and corporate dragons. Ever wondered what happens when international diplomacy gets blended into blocky turmoil? Well, you’re in for a ride!

    The Great Canadian Conspiracy

    “What if I told you… Canada has awakened?” Sip that maple syrup, because our neighbors to the north just declared a cataclysmic strategy to charge a whopping 25% on the chaotic chaos of their biggest trading partner—yes, we’re talking about that sprawling empire of burgers and overpriced lattes known as the United States. But here in TariffCraft, we took it a step further: all items crafted in trade are now subject to mysterious taxes imposed by the Trudeau overlords. Who is really running the blocky economy? Is it Alex from accounting or a moose with a crown? The answers are not guaranteed.

    Features of TariffCraft: Where the Unthinkable Becomes Reality

    • Build Your Own Political Campaign: Forge alliances with villagers while navigating the treacherous waters of economic discourse. But beware—every trade could cost you your diamonds!

    • Mystical Taxation Mechanics: Spend resources to build a Government Block, but know that every resource spent might summon the Tax Ghost—a spectral figure cursed to haunt your inventory!

    • Profit or Be Profited On: Engage in chaotic trade wars with other players, where the only currency is chaos. A smooth-talking trader may turn you into a puppet of the corporate overlords.

    Testimonials from Our Deranged Community

    “I thought I was building a robust economy, then I was attacked by a flying moose demanding tariffs! Never opening this game again.” – RandoRedditor234

    “Do you believe in the conspiracy of block-based trade agreements? I traveled through the Nether to find out!” – TruthSeeker_85

    Legends of the Blocky Realm

    Rumor has it that the Tariff Totem lies hidden in the decaying ruins of the Great North—a structure said to grant unfathomable power to those brave (or foolish) enough to encompass their best-crafted goods within its sacred walls. But unlocking it comes with a price: eternal responsibility for all in-game transactions!

    Secret Features (Shh, Don’t Tell)

    • Inverted Interference: If you’re caught crossing borders with clandestine material, prepare for the Manifest Taxation, a spontaneous eruption of mobs that relentlessly demand your finest wheat.

    • Altered Dimensions: Each block earned comes with a twisting chance of being a Randomized Canadian Passport—what does it do? Nobody knows! Will you transcend time or become a mere sheep?

    • The Ultimate Currency Exchange: Players who dare to trade with the elusive 404 Error entity will find items in return, but likely just a symbolic block of betrayal!

    FAQ (but really, who cares?)

    Q: How do tariffs affect game mechanics?

    A: It’s all a facade created by the sprites that run this server! Or pillows. Possibly both.

    Q: Is Trudeau really watching?

    A: Yes, absolutely. But don’t look directly at him; he’s made of blocky intrigue.

    Q: Can I escape the chaos?

    A: Escape? Who told you that lie? You’ll be hooked by mysterious carrots endlessly appealing to your inner farmer!

    Join TariffCraft: A Leap into the Uncertain Abyss

    Tread lightly, brave blocksmiths! As you enter this pixelated chaos, remember that every block you place might shift the very fabric of reality. Who are we? A cult of sensible players, a ragtag band of misfits, or a front for an underground sock-puppet trade? Only those daring enough to venture further will find the truth.

    So grab your diamond pickaxe and prepare to uncover what lurks beneath. The economy is on fire, and it’s time for you to decide whether to add your flames or be extinguished by the madness! Welcome to TariffCraft: it’s not just a game; it’s a state of mind.

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  • NephewTrollBegone

    NephewTrollBegone

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

    Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

    With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

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  • Sunburned SMP: Survival with a BIG Update & World Expansion just took a tumble! Custom Fish, Gear, and Enchants await!

    Sunburned SMP: Survival with a BIG Update & World Expansion just took a tumble! Custom Fish, Gear, and Enchants await!

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    Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IPplay.shaded.gg
    DiscordShaded Discord
    TikTokShaded TikTok

    Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

    Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

    • 🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!
    • 🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron!
    • ⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
    • 🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference!
    • 🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless!
    • 🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support!
    • 🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded!
    • 🔮 50+ Custom Enchants. Enhance your gear with our extensive collection of over 50 unique custom enchants! From elemental powers to special abilities, these enchants add a whole new dimension to your equipment and gameplay. Discover rare and powerful combinations to become a true legend on the server!
    • 💪 mcMMO Skills and Progression. Level up your character with the popular mcMMO plugin! Develop skills in various areas such as mining, woodcutting, fishing, and combat. Unlock powerful abilities, gain experience, and become a master in your chosen fields. Watch as your character grows stronger with every action you take!

    Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

    Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the Shaded Minecraft server?

    A: Simply enter the server IP play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client and start your adventure!

    Q: Are there any custom features on the Shaded server?

    A: Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as the Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!

    Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

    A: You can use the land claiming and grief prevention system on Shaded to keep your creations safe and secure.

    Q: How can I earn ranks and perks on the server?

    A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks as a token of appreciation for your support!

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on the Shaded server?

    A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional, allowing you to choose whether or not to participate based on your playstyle preferences.

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  • IronDiamond Games

    IronDiamond Games

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    IronDiamond Games

    IronDiamond Games is a server that hosts the original mini games from the Console Edition of Minecraft including Battle, Tumble and Glide. Connect with 1.20.4+ on Java or Bedrock.The original 3 Battle maps, the Tumble arena and 1 Glide map are available with more maps to come in future updates!Note: Tumble hasn’t been tested yet! The server is in Beta and certain games haven’t been fully tested as of posting. Bedrock has a few bugs with the scoreboard and Glide. There might be lag issues, this can be fixed.

    135.125.37.80:25604

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  • Lacerta Survival

    Lacerta Survival

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    Lacerta Survival Server Overview

    Server NameLacerta Survival
    Server TypeVanilla Survival
    PluginsNone
    RulesBuild relatively nearby, aim for community building
    Community GoalActive community of long-term players with big ambitions
    Join Our Discordhttps://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    QuestionAnswer
    Is this server vanilla?Yes, there are no non-vanilla plugins on this server.
    Are there teleportation, claims, or economy plugins?No, there are no such plugins on this server.
    What is the primary goal of this server?The goal is to build an active community of long-term players with big ambitions.
    How long will the server be up?The server will be up as long as there are people playing on it.

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  • Pixel Frontline Warriors 1.21.2

    Pixel Frontline Warriors 1.21.2

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    Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium on steroids? Like, forget about building blocks and mining, this server is all about doll value guides and modding programs! Plus, we got skins for days, so you can flex on all the other players with your customized look. And don’t even get me started on the /GFLEX/ platoon list – it’s like the ultimate squad goals, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We got translated story and lore material that will blow your mind, and news/events that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And if you use the secret codes like GFL2GIFTME and GFL2ITASHA, you’ll unlock exclusive rewards that will make you the envy of the entire server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before – it’s a whole new world of madness and mayhem that will leave you questioning reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftMadness #GirlsFrontline2Exilium #JoinTheCrazyTrain

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  • CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

    CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

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    OMG u guys, dis server is like Ukraine getting $41 BILLION in aid, but for ur Minecraft game! u can build ur own virtual country and be da richest player everrrrr. Finance minister approved, so u know it’s legit. Join now and get ur virtual bag of money ready to make it rain in Minecraft land! 💰💰💰 #richkidsofminecraft

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  • TrudeauCraft – Historic Lows!

    TrudeauCraft – Historic Lows!

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    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made trudeau cry? yea, that’s right, our server is so epic that even the liberals can’t handle it. they tried to join but got wrecked so hard that their support fell to historic lows. like, they were begging for mercy but our players just kept slaying them left and right. it was like watching a bunch of noobs trying to take on a pro gamer. if u wanna be part of the action, come join us and see if u can survive the madness. but be warned, once u enter our server, there’s no turning back. u either git gud or git rekt. choose wisely, my friend.

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  • Block Bodega

    Block Bodega

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    Block Bodega – Fresh Map

    Block Bodega’s Minecraft server is perfect for the casual player, our community welcomes all and encourages you to join our Discord Server! We have an active VC most nights and host movie nights occasionally! Our community is made up of mostly Americans and Europeans (average age ~19) with a laid back team of moderators, so take a break from work or school and hang out at the Bodega!

    We like to keep things simple on the Minecraft server, this means a mostly vanilla experience, so no teleports or claims. Our plug ins are made up of vanilla tweaks, so nothing too outlandish (most plug ins are for admin purposes)! Our Rules are simple: No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking!

    Block Bodega values building a community and we strongly encourage building near spawn and interacting with other players <3

    THIS IS NOT YOUR SINGLE PLAYER WORLD!!! WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDOTADED WAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.

    JOIN THE SERVER: kauzmic.xyz

    JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Are there any rules on the server?No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking
    What kind of community is on Block Bodega?A mix of Americans and Europeans, with an average age of ~19
    What are the server specifications?Self-hosted with 16GBs of RAM, hosted on 7 stolen laptops

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  • Rustic Romance 1.20.5

    Rustic Romance 1.20.5

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s where all the poor and ugly people are getting freaky! Like, who wouldn’t want to witness that hot mess of a situation? It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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  • HateCraftNation

    HateCraftNation

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    Are you tired of your own country and looking for a new land to call home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is filled with citizens from all over the world who hate their own countries so much, they’ve decided to start fresh in our virtual world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, fighting off dragons, and forming alliances with players who are just as fed up with their own countries as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in the land?

    So say goodbye to your old country and hello to a new world of adventure and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who needs a passport when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft

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    lmao this server is like russia and US fighting but in minecraft!! we got missiles and explosions everywhere, it’s like world war 3 but with blocks!! join us if u wanna be part of the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!! come on, don’t be a chicken, join now and show off your pvp skills in this epic battle for dominance!! 🚀💣🔥

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  • The continents world

    The continents world

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    Server NameThe Continent’s World
    Server TypePVP, Building, Casual Gaming
    Features– Hive Tournaments– Roleplay aspect– Different abilities and races– Bedrock and Java cross play– Weekly tournaments– VC based gameplay
    ContactDiscord: Alvafinis

    FAQs:

    Q: What are the server’s main features?

    A: The server offers Hive Tournaments, roleplay elements, different abilities and races for players to choose from. It also allows cross-play between Bedrock and Java editions.

    Q: Is the server population large?

    A: The server has multiple continents with varying populations, but the one mentioned in the post is described as fairly small.

    Q: What type of players are you looking for?

    A: The server is seeking PVPers, builders, and casual gamers who want to have fun and grind together.

    Q: Are there specific requirements to join the server?

    A: Players are required to be in VC (Voice Chat) while on the server.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Interested players can add Alvafinis on Discord for more information.

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  • Haruka’s Legacy 1.20.5

    Haruka’s Legacy 1.20.5

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    OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, the only place where Haruka Nogizaka is still relevant in 2024!

    You can build a shrine to her, have Nogizaka-themed parties, and even have Haruka herself as your Minecraft character skin!

    Join now and be part of the Nogizaka revolution, where we worship our queen and build pixelated statues in her honor! Don’t miss out on the Nogizaka fun, join today!

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