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Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

Advertised Prices, Asian culture, Asian Massage, Boundaries, Breach the Subject, Communication, consent, convenience, Crafty, creeper, funny business, inquiries, jacked off, Loss, MASSAGE, Massage Parlors, meets, Minecraft, Offending, PARLOR, Perverts, Professionalism, Questionable, Regular Massage, Relaxation, Respect, social etiquette, Tips, Tug Shack

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crops Grown:	3323	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2397
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

MomCraft Server: No Housewives Allowed

accident, Allowed, Ambitions, Argument, Asshole, baby factory, bad mom, children, grand children, Happiness, house wife, Housewives, love, Marriage, Mistreated, MomCraft, Precaution, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, teenager, tribal culture, Working

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Votes:	1559	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family drama behind, just like this player left her mom’s expectations in the dust.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world without anyone telling you what to do. No more pressure to settle down and have kids – unless, of course, you want to create a whole village of little block babies!

And if you ever need to blow off some steam, just hop on and let out all your frustrations in a friendly PvP battle. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a player who understands your struggles with overbearing family members.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and let your creativity run wild – no judgment here, just endless fun!

GrannyGamerFTW

acceptance, Admiration, Boundaries, Communication, DAUGHTER, Emotional healing, family, GrannyGamerFTW, Grief, hurt feelings, love, maternal grandma, Mother, publication, relationships, second mom, Self-expression, stepmom, Support, Therapy, Writing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Looking for a server where therapy sessions are a must? Look no further! Our server offers free therapy sessions to help you navigate through any family drama that may come your way. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Meet our diverse community of players, including stepmoms, dads, grandmas, and even half-siblings! Build relationships, just like this player did with their stepmom, and see where the virtual world takes you.

Don’t miss out on our special Mother’s Day events, like our mother/daughter spa day package! Bond with your in-game family members and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the server resets).

So, are you ready to dive into a world of family dynamics, therapy sessions, and virtual block-building adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama like a pro. Remember, in this virtual world, anything is possible – even becoming best friends with your stepmom!

CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

all time, catastrophe, CraftyCreeperCatastrophe, devastating loss, Disaster, emotional impact, greatest tragedy, Greek tragedy, Grief, HEARTBREAK, heartbreaking moment, History, human suffering, Loss, mourning, Sadness, Shakespearean tragedy, sorrow, Tragedy, tragic event, world history

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	265
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We’ve recreated the sinking of the Titanic in block form, complete with icebergs and crying avatars. Can you survive the treacherous waters and make it to the safety of our virtual lifeboats? Only the bravest players will make it out alive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with zombie chickens wearing top hats. Can you navigate your way through the maze and uncover the hidden treasure at the end? Or will you be pecked to death by the dapper undead fowls?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant lava pit where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles. Show off your best moves and try not to catch on fire – it’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd adventures await you in our wacky world of blocks and mayhem!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

Border dispute, cross-border movement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, foreign affairs, geopolitical conflict, international conflict, international news, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military Action, military escalation, military incursion, political tension, russia, Syrskyi, territorial advancement, territorial dispute, territorial expansion, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’ right? well, on our server, u can be part of the action! join us and help ukraine advance into russia’s Kursk Oblast, just like in the news!

we got crazy battles, epic sieges, and tons of explosions! u can be a hero and fight for the cause, or be a sneaky spy and sabotage the enemy from within. the choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

plus, we have a secret underground base where u can chill with other players and plot your next move. who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface? join now and find out!

so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and help ukraine take over russia, one block at a time! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Toilet Star Server

accomplishment, achievement, Adult, bathroom, deserving a star, funny, growth, humor, Inner child, Maturity, Poop, Potty training, pride, REWARD, self worth, Server, silly, star, success, TOILET, validation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Votes:	317	New Chunks Explored:	429571
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where you can feel like a star EVERY TIME you make poopy in the toilet. we have magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a lifetime supply of tacos. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. also, our pigs can fly and drop golden apples when you ride them. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life!

Hotdog Water: Where the dogs are hot, the water is gross, and chaos reigns supreme!

bed TP, Chaos, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fun, Griefing, gross, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, no random teleport, PvP, REIGNS, Resets, semi anarchy, stealing, SUPREME, voted, Water, Website, world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	346077

Hotdog Water <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/damn-were-still-alive/">Server</a>

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Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.

Vote for resets on Discord.

No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

Website: https://hdw.dog

Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Are there any restrictions on PvP?	PvP is allowed, along with griefing, stealing, and having fun.
Is there a way to claim land?	No, there is no land claim system on the server.
How can I reset the server?	You can vote for resets on the Discord server.

UnaliveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, commentary, confusion, content creators, discussion, Expression, influencers, internet culture, Language, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Phenomenon, Server, Slang, social media, speculation, trends, unalive, UnaliveCraft, viral, Youtubers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the youtubers can’t handle it! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, pigs flying (literally), and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get us started on the legendary “unalive” phenomenon – it’s like a zombie rave party up in here! Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SMPsocg – Sword of Convallaria Gang in Minecraft SMP

5 million downloads, Banners, codes, Col & Beryl, convallaria, deep dive, Edda, Elysium Feast, Events, FAQ, Features, FFT, gacha, Gang, Gloria, Guilds, LilyWill & Alexei, Livestream, Lucklets, Minecraft, Nungal & Garcia, rogue elements, Samantha & Dantalion, smp, SMPsocg, SOC20KDC, SOCBRAX, SOCCREATORS, SOCDORO, SOCENLAUNCH, SOCFORCES, socg, socks, SOCMLSTN40K, SOCMTASHED, SOCTACTICS, SOCTimaeuSS, SOCTLPS, SOCUBER, Sorceress Hat, SRPG, sword, Sword of Convallaria, Tactics Ogre, Touch Vlder Tail, vidya, Vlder Sanctuary

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can battle it out in epic SRPG style like FFT and Tactics Ogre? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to win crazy gacha prizes and take part in our upcoming event, the Brawl! Elysium Feast – where you can feast on the souls of your enemies (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

Our guilds are full of wacky characters like Vidya, Socks, Touch Vlder Tail, Sorceress Hat, and Lucklets. Apply now with the last 4 digits of your UID and mention the guild you want to join. And don’t forget to use these outrageous codes for free Luxites and other goodies: SOC20KDC, SOCFORCES, SOCCREATORS, SOCTLPS, SOCMTASHED, SOCUBER, SOCENLAUNCH, SOCTACTICS, SOCDORO, SOCBRAX, and SOCTimaeuSS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the chaos begin!

ParentalRage Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, consent, date, Decision making, Drunk, family friend, judgment, Listening, Minecraft, overreacting, ParentalRage, parents, perspective, relationships, Safety, Server, underage, Understanding, VIRGINITY, Wedding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience things you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride where you can lose your Minecraft virginity to a family friend (18f) who may or may not have taken advantage of you while you were drunk at a wedding. Don’t worry, we promise it’ll be a night to remember!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about going on a date with said family friend and dealing with your parents accusing her of not taking your safety seriously? It’s drama like you’ve never seen before, all on a Minecraft server!

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

KidReclaimers30s

aita, alcoholism, child visitation, co parenting, communication problems, custody, Drinking, family conflict, family dynamics, Human services, inspection, irresponsibility, KidReclaimers30s, late appointments, parenting, relationship issues, rescheduling, Sobriety, unsupervised visits

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Animals Bred:	170	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of the human services inspection at the drunk girlfriend’s house.

Picture this: the inspector shows up late, the girlfriend is MIA, and the boyfriend is left to clean up the mess. Will they pass the inspection? Will the girlfriend get her unsupervised visits with her kid? Only time will tell on this crazy server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic argument over answering the phone, the drunken escapades, and the ultimate showdown between responsibility and chaos. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find such a wild and unpredictable storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Come join us and be a part of the madness!