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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2122 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 154 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 178 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!
