so like, imagine this crazy server where the economy is run by trump and he’s like, “yo, let’s slap some tariffs on canada on tuesday!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they realize it’s just a minecraft server and it’s all part of the fun! join us for the most insane economy ever, where you never know what crazy tariffs will be imposed next! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and let’s see what trump has in store for us next!
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyBlockz: ByeByeUSA!
LOL u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the owner is a secret agent who once defeated a creeper army with nothing but a carrot! like, who does that?! also, the mods are all unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat. plus, the spawn point is a giant taco made of gold blocks, and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that farts glitter. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks! #potatolove #unicornsrule #carrotwarrior
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Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server
so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!
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NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!
why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!
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WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow
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MineDayz
If your answer isn’t “Minecraft Monday” then you’re missing out on the most epic server in the blocky universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. Every day is a party on our server, with mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be building a house. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look!
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WeekCraft Warriors
On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!
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WeekDayz – Mine & Chill!
Yo, listen up! If your favorite day of the week isn’t the day you join our Minecraft server, then you’re seriously missing out! Picture this: every Monday, our server transforms into a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance. Tuesdays are all about building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, with a prize of unlimited golden apples for the winner. Wednesdays are dedicated to epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond swords and pet dragons. Thursdays are for competitive sheep shearing races, because why not? Fridays are for massive PvP battles where you can ride into battle on a giant chicken. Saturdays are for chilling in our virtual hot tubs and discussing the meaning of life with fellow players. And Sundays? Well, Sundays are for sleeping in and dreaming about all the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server next week. So, what’s your favorite day of the week now? Join us and make every day a Minecraft Funday!
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Ruby Tuesday: Where Villagers Have Fancy Taste in Modded Civilization
Civilization of the Rubies Minecraft Server
Server Name Civilization of the Rubies Server Type Minecraft Rules - NO LAG MACHINES
- NO HACK CLIENTS
- Self-hosted server
- Admin player: Dev
- Avoid Disaster Dimension portal
- Encouraged to build civilization
- Install Better Minecraft mod (Forge 1.20.1)
Server IP shard-7924.ownserver.kumassy.com:14164 Mod Link https://github.com/PearComputer/pastaOS-Resources/raw/main/bettermc-1.20.1-forge.jar Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: What is the goal of the Civilization of the Rubies server?
A: The goal is to simulate civilization. Players can decide how to shape the civilization on the server.
Q: Who is the admin of the server?
A: The admin and owner of the server is the player named Dev.
Q: Are lag machines allowed on the server?
A: No, the use of lag machines is prohibited and may result in consequences.
Q: Can players use hack clients on the server?
A: No, hack clients are not allowed and may result in consequences.
Q: Is there a specific mod required to play on the server?
A: Yes, players are encouraged to install the Better Minecraft mod for Forge 1.20.1.
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Robo’s World: Where Spawning Random Chickens and Accidentally Blowing Up Builds is Just Another Tuesday!
Robo’s World Minecraft Server
Overview Robo’s World is a small, whitelisted, community-driven, semi-vanilla SMP that doesn’t reset the map. It operates in spirit of the iconic Hermitcraft SMP, with no stealing, griefing, or hacking. Crossplay is enabled for both Java and Bedrock players. Useful Links
Key Features
- Online Map – View the entire world from your web browser.
- Mob Heads – Mobs and players have a chance of dropping their head when killed.
- Discord Chat – Chat with your friends in-game via Discord.
- No extremely game altering mods/plugins.
- Map never resets, so creations are safe.
Important Rules
- No griefing, stealing, or hacking.
- No non-consensual PVP.
- No offensive language.
Apply on discord today!
Discord LinkFAQ
Question Answer Can I join the server? Yes, you can apply on our Discord server. Do you have a map of the server? Yes, we have an online map that can be viewed in a web browser. Are there any special features on the server? We have features like Mob Heads dropping and Discord chat integration. What are the server rules? No griefing, stealing, hacking, non-consensual PVP, or offensive language.