TUESDAY Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBlockz: ByeByeUSA!

alcohol, American products, Boycott, ByeByeUSA, Consumer, controversy, CraftyBlockz, decision, Economic, international relations, North America, Political, québec, québecois, Removal, Retail, SAQ, shelves, Spirits, Trade, TUESDAY, wine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the owner is a secret agent who once defeated a creeper army with nothing but a carrot! like, who does that?! also, the mods are all unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat. plus, the spawn point is a giant taco made of gold blocks, and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that farts glitter. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks! #potatolove #unicornsrule #carrotwarrior

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Star Shards Collected:	124	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!

that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!

why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6225	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Animals Bred:	70
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

True Diamond Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8558	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where love is always in the air! Join now and you might just find your soulmate building a castle out of diamond blocks. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts left and right?

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a hopeless romantic looking for a partner to share a cozy nest with. Will you be the one to tame this fierce beast with a bouquet of roses?

Join us on this wild adventure where every block you break could lead you to your one true love. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a little bit of TNT. Remember, for you it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to find true love. For her, it’s just another Tuesday on our Minecraft server.

Toony Legally Distinct Loony Toony Tuesday Minecraft SMP

AO3, art, BBC, Blender models, boar playlist, brain storming music, distinct, DuckTales, dyke, FICS, furbooru, gadget, Helluvaboss, Legally, legally distinct, loona, loony, maxine madtown, Minecraft, Mods, polyshit, post your own, smp, tavern ai chatbot prompt, Toony, TQLet’s Howl on the moon, TUESDAY, washed up, wolf girl

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	225	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos and hilarity reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with loona helluvaboss shenanigans, maxine madtown madness, and wolf girl ducktales adventures. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got brain storming music and a loona boar playlist that will have you laughing till you cry.

Looking to make loona even more distinct? We’ve got Blender models that will blow your mind, and mods that will have you questioning why loona is becoming washed up in the first place. And don’t forget to post your own loona creations on our TQLet’s Howl on the moon shall we? thread.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let’s howl at the moon together!

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

abema.tv, arts and crafts, Arts and Crafts tourney, booru, Crafty, FRIDAY, JST, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, MONDAY, new player, registration, registration deadline, riichi, Server, THURSDAY, Tournament, TUESDAY, tutorial, yo-star

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, arts and crafts tournaments, and even M-League matches! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and competitive?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, because why not? And if you’re feeling extra creative, sign up for our Arts and Crafts tourney – it’s like no other Minecraft event you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join us before October 31st and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineDayz

BEST DAY, daily routine, day of the week, Favorite, favourite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, MineDayz, MONDAY, Relaxation, saturday, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday activities, weekdays, weekend plans, weekends, work-life balance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

If your answer isn’t “Minecraft Monday” then you’re missing out on the most epic server in the blocky universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. Every day is a party on our server, with mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be building a house. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look!

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

BoomTown Minecraft Server: Nuked Your Country Twice! 😂🔥

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9830
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve nuked your country twice and killed your brothers and father who served in the Japanese army! But hey, that’s just the beginning of the fun.

Our server openly mocks your race and has streets still littered with dead Japanese soldiers – talk about a historical experience! And guess what? Despite all that, the locals still date white men.

Join us for a truly unforgettable and insane Minecraft adventure!

AmiiboCraft: Where Pixelated Figures Rule!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	289
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Amiibos reign supreme! It’s been 10 years since these adorable little figurines took over the world, and now they’re inviting you to join them in their pixelated paradise.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our Amiibo overlords have promised to grant you three wishes if you pledge your allegiance to them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Done. How about a pet creeper that won’t explode? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you have Amiibos on your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Amiibo Olympics, where players compete in events like sheep shearing and ender dragon racing for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of Amiibos go head-to-head in a pig jousting tournament.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness of a world ruled by Amiibos. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper who loves to dance the floss!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	177	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Block Party Bonanza

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by giant flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with unicorns riding on top of creepers, dancing llamas throwing parties, and endless fields of diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom dungeons filled with evil chickens plotting world domination, secret portals that lead to a dimension made entirely of candy, and boss battles against a giant talking potato.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	364	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with unlimited riches. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will have their wildest Minecraft dreams come true. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret unicorn stable where you can ride mythical creatures into battle against evil mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of superheroes who will defend you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did I mention that we have a disco party every Saturday night in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixel Pals Playhouse – Where Nijisanji EN Meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of LazuLight enthusiasts appear out of nowhere, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their insane building skills and ability to survive in even the toughest of environments.

But wait, there’s more! The Ethyria gang is always up for a good time, whether it’s exploring new lands or engaging in epic battles with mobs. And who could forget about the ILUNA squad, who bring a whole new level of energy and excitement to the server?

And if you’re looking for some serious competition, look no further than the XSOLEIL warriors, who are always ready to prove their skills in PvP battles. Oh, and let’s not forget about the Krisis team, who are known for their strategic gameplay and ability to outsmart any opponent.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL

Adventure, amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Communication, Digital, Entertainment, Epic, forum, funny, humor, internet, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, sarcasm, social media, trolling

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

American cinema, bitch ass, bluepilled cuck, bootstraps fallacy, Boys, Degenerate, degenerate symbol, doomer ideology, FAGGOT, Gritty, institutional barriers, Jews, madness, Minecraft, mopey, new symbols, Normie, old era, powerful babies, Rocky, structural barriers, White, white race

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

BLOCK, Food, fuck eating, HangryCraft, hate baking, hate bother, hate chore, hate cooking, hate eating, hate food, hate having to bake, hate having to bother, hate having to breathe, hate having to cook, hate having to do this, hate having to eat, hate having to make food, hate hunger, hate nutritional value, Nightmarish, oxygen breathe, Pain, photosynthesize, virtual, wish I never had to eat

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

Fujimoto’s Lucky Block Party: A Mangaka’s Minecraft Adventure!

adaptation, Adventure, amazing, animation, anime adaptation, artist, BLOCK, Creative, Entertainment, Fujimoto-sensei, Fujimotos, global release, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Lucky, Manga, Mangaka, mangakas, Minecraft, Party, Popular, storytelling, success, TALENTED, Waves

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and LOL to your heart’s content! Join us and embark on a journey filled with EPIC quests, WACKY adventures, and CRAZY creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden DIMENSION filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. They were so amazed by what they saw that they couldn’t help but invite all their friends to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bird and shoot RAINBOWS from their fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the INSANITY for yourself. Who knows what WILD adventures await you in this UNIQUE world of wonder and ABSURDITY!