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TubercraftWarDodgers
Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started! -
Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers
Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!
So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!
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CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. -
TubercraftSA: Risky Business
so, like, if you wanna avoid getting TB in South Africa, you should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server! we got magical potions that can protect you from all them nasty germs, like seriously, you’ll be safer here than in a bubble wrap factory! Plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can hide out if things get real sketchy. Trust me, you don’t wanna mess with TB, but you do wanna mess with this server! Join now and stay safe, my dudes! -
TB PET Scan Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use positron emission tomography to find hidden treasures and radiotracers to uncover secret dungeons! our scanners will help you navigate through the pixelated world and turn boring landscapes into 3D masterpieces! join now for a radioactive adventure like no other! -
SweatyPotionLab – Tracking Drugs with Finger Sweat
Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where scientists use finger sweat to track drugs in the bloodstream? Yeah, you read that right! Join our server and you’ll be part of groundbreaking research that aims to detect antibiotics in the bloodstream using fingerprint sweat. No need for special parameters, just sweat it out and get almost the same accuracy as a blood test. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the boring lab coats and safety goggles. So come on and join us for a wild ride of drug-tracking adventures! -
CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!
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CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver
Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.
Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!
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DefendCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server! -
CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!
come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds