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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 819 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and have dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves).
Our community is filled with wizards, ninjas, and even a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Plus, our server is so fast that you can mine obsidian with a toothpick.
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