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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5550 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
