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Tubal Tied Craft

abortion rights, constitutional rights, Craft, Family Planning, Healthcare, reproductive freedom, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, sterilisation, Tied, Tubal, tubal sterilisation, US Supreme Court, women’s autonomy, women’s choice, Women’s Health, women’s healthcare access, women’s reproductive autonomy, women’s reproductive choices, women’s reproductive health, women’s reproductive options, women’s reproductive rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2630
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7979
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join our server and you’ll be able to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can opt for virtual sterilization! That’s right, forget about real-life decisions, just come on our server and get those virtual tubes tied! It’s the latest craze in Minecraft world!

And let me tell you, ever since the US abortion rights got all messed up, more and more players are opting for virtual sterilization. It’s like the new trend, baby! So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Epuucs Public Server

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4665
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Come and join Epuuc’s 1.21 Public Server! Only available for Java Edition.

Server sport a nice community with land claiming to make sure you keep your stuff safe, no PVP in your claims so you wont get killed in your house. Server also has MCMMO for some extra goals and competition between players. Invite your friends and start your 2-week grind here 🙂

mc.epuuc.dev

Georgypop SMP

1.19.4, Adventure, building, Cracked Support, creativity, Discord, Exploring, Georgypop SMP, java, Minecraft, nbs music, open world, plasmo voice mod, proximity voicechat, Random teleport, Shops, Survival, Survival World, Trading, two cities, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Dive into an open world experience where creativity and adventure thrive. Explore a vast landscape with endless possibilities, centered around two main cities bustling with life. These cities feature shops where you can trade and connect with fellow players. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or just enjoy a laid-back Minecraft experience, our server offers a straightforward, nofrills environment perfect for all types of players.

Open 1.19.4 survival world with random wild teleport using /rtp

nbs music, proximity voicechat using plasmo voice mod. linked on discord

Cracked support

Versions: 1.19.4 + Java

And so much more!

Join us and start your adventure today!

georgypop.secton.org

Vanilla SMP – Where mediocrity is the norm, just like your gameplay!

Active players, AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, gameplay, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, Mediocrity, Nether Exploration, norm, PVP Event, redstone engineering, respectful players, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, smp, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Animals Bred:	149
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Vanilla \| Java 1.21 \| Whitelisted
Server Version	1.21 – Always up to date
Player Base	Diverse, Global
Mods	– BlueMap – AudioPlayer – Simple VoiceChat – Dragon Elytra Drops

FAQ

Why Join Ordinary SMP?

Join us for a friendly and community-focused Minecraft experience with active and diverse players. We offer grief protection for builds and host server-wide events.

How do I Join?

Join us on Discord to get whitelisted and start playing on our server.

What kind of players are welcome?

We welcome builders, explorers, redstone engineers, and Minecraft enthusiasts of all kinds. As long as you’re respectful and active, you’ll fit right in.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous admirer, anonymous crush, anonymous love, anonymous message, anonymous romance, BLOCK, concealed feelings, Covert Affection, Enigmatic Love, hidden, love, Minecraft, Mysterious Love, Mystery, No. 85641874, Party, Private Emotions, secret, secret admirer, secret message, Server, Unidentified Love, Unknown Admirer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored world! Our server is so wild that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music when they explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold waiting for you to discover. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a land of talking animals and candy-coated mountains.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🌈🦄🎉

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

1080p, 12VHPWR, 1440p, 2160p, 4K Editing, ATX 3.0, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, building, Coolers, Country, CPU, DDR4, ddr5, gaming monitors, gaming setup, general, GPU, High FPS Gaming, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, Power Delivery, psu, RAM, RTX, rx, smp, SSD, Upgrade Advice

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	176
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic builds and upgrades, just like upgrading your PC with the latest and greatest components. Need advice on your build list? We got you covered, just make sure your monitor is up to par with our standards of excellence.

But beware of the dreaded 12VHPWR! Make sure you fully seat that connector or risk melting your connection like a lava flow. And don’t even think about using angled adapters, unless you want chaos to ensue.

We’ve got all the latest gossip on Intel Raptor Lake and RPL Refresh drama. Avoid the 13th and 14th gen CPUs like the plague, unless you want your game to crash harder than a falling anvil.

Looking for the perfect CPU for your Minecraft adventures? From HTPC browsing to extreme gaming, we’ve got the recommendations that will blow your mind. And remember, never settle for an iGPU-less CPU, unless you want your graphics to look as pixelated as a Steve skin.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure your PC is up to snuff, or you might end up in a blocky nightmare worse than the Nether itself!

BlockyLoveTriangle

Apology, Asshole, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, Breakup, cancellation fee, credit card, English, family, group date night, Grumpy, Late, Latino, RESERVATION, Rude, sister, spanglish, spoiled, sushi, wait staff, White

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no Tyler-like characters ruining your fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero cancellation fees for reservations (because who needs that drama, am I right?). Our diverse community will have you laughing in Spanglish and building friendships that will last a lifetime.

Say goodbye to rude, ginger bbq wing-hating Tylers and hello to a world where the only thing breaking up is the blocks you mine. So come on over and join us, because life’s too short to deal with real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world!

DinoDreams Minecraft SMP

Brachiosaurus, Creature, DinoDreams, Dinosaur, dinosaur lover, dream, dream pet, Extinct, FANTASY, fantasy pet, favorite dinosaur, imagination, jurassic, Minecraft, name.., pet, prehistoric, pterodactyl, smp, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex, triceratops, velociraptor

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride around on a T-Rex named Fluffy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and of course, dinosaurs roaming around causing mayhem. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner dino tamer and conquer the Minecraft world, then this is the place for you! Who needs a horse when you can have a Velociraptor named Sparkles to ride into battle with? Join us now and let the madness begin!

StacksOnStacksMC

bills, Cash, cash flow, cash in wallet, cash on hand, Coins, Currency, currency in circulation, currency notes, finance, financial assets, financial resources., loose change, MONEY, paper money, personal finance, physical currency, pocket money, spending money, StacksOnStacksMC, wallet

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of being broke in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a virtual millionaire with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Join now and live out your wildest dreams of being a Minecraft baller!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, authoritarianism, China, communist regime, Diplomacy, east asia, ENEMY, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political conflict, power struggle, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, Tensions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	182
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

Celebrity, commentary, criticism, cultural norms, culture, debate, digital age, Ethics, FryCraft, Impact, influence, innovation, Media, Mess, Musk, MuskZuck, polluted culture, public figures, silicon valley, social media, society, Stephen Fry, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?