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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7355 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 51 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 388 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.
imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.
plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.
so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
