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The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Animals Bred:	97
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	439511
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Buildings Constructed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2193
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

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Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Alien Abductions:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9620	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8218	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!