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ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	610	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	6023	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	775911
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3874	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ores Mined:	663
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	435229	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Astral Projections Made:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Dimension Hops:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!