#Tsuji Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DigStraightDown

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	253
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8399	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	122	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5100
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Crops Grown:	3700
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	212	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Crops Grown:	1671
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!