tsuba Minecraft Servers

tsuba Minecraft Servers

  • GoblinSlayerMCServer91

    GoblinSlayerMCServer91
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 5954
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow? You can do that here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: GayCraft – Monsters, Aliens, and Demons #559

    SMP: GayCraft – Monsters, Aliens, and Demons #559
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 2064
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3969 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things weird and wonderful! Are you tired of the same old lions, tigers, and bears? Oh my! Join us at /gmad/ – Gay Monsters, Aliens, and Demons Thread, where we celebrate monsters, aliens, demons, and even unconventional furry species.

    But beware, we have a strict no sparkledogs (MLP) policy, because we’re all about the truly bizarre and unique creatures. From dragons to werewolves to robots, we’ve got it all. And if less than two people complain about your post, it’s totally okay!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with gory dragon marine and xenomorph stories, dragon slit play adventures, and even a Skyrim modding Rentry for all your monstrous needs. Our community is chill, creative, and always up for a good laugh.

    So come on in, grab your weird dick (or other overlooked assortment) and let’s build something truly out of this world in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even encounter a sparkledog trying to sneak in, but don’t worry, we’ll send them packing with a roar!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SelfishCraft Minecraft Server

    SelfishCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 9525
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Star Shards Collected: 184
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life! Just like this wild family story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Join us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about including anyone else – unless, of course, you want to! You can elope with your in-game partner, explore new destinations, and create your own epic wedding without any interference from overbearing family members.

    Forget about being called a selfish bitch – on our server, you have the right to be as selfish as you want! So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because the only drama here is the kind you create for yourself. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyParentProbs

    CraftyParentProbs
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8180
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter that will make you forget all about your parents calling you an empty shell of a human being! 🤣🌟

    🎨🍪🏀📝 From painting to baking to basketball, we’ve got it all on our server! And don’t worry, no one will tell you that your creations are garbage or burnt. In fact, we encourage you to let your creativity run wild! 🎨🍪🏀📝

    💃🤸‍♀️💅 Ever wanted to try ballet or gymnastics? How about mastering the art of hairstyling and nail design? On our server, you can explore all of your interests without anyone telling you that you’re too stupid or that your designs are ugly. In fact, we think you’re a creative genius! 💃🤸‍♀️💅

    🚀🔬📚 And if you’ve ever dreamed of pursuing a career in cardiovascular medicine or engineering, we say go for it! No one here will ever doubt your abilities or tell you that writing doesn’t pay enough. In fact, we believe in you and your potential to achieve greatness! 🚀🔬📚

    Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. We promise you’ll have a blast and discover a whole new world of possibilities! 😉✨ #NoMoreEmptyShell #MinecraftMagic

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCrusaders

    CreeperCrusaders
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3081
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid all the unattractive things in life! We guarantee that no one will ever do anything uncool like wearing socks with sandals or double-dipping their chips here. Our server is a haven for only the most attractive and stylish players who know how to build the coolest structures and slay the most epic mobs.

    But beware, if you do anything unattractive like building a dirt house or wearing mismatched armor, our resident fashion police will come after you with their diamond swords! So join our server now and let your inner beauty shine through in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine

    LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2934
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DateCraft2030

    DateCraft2030
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 464
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IN 8 YEARS WE GONNA BE LIVIN IN THE FUTURE AND WON’T HAVE TO WORRY BOUT DATES NO MORE. U CAN BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DINOSAURS TIMES AND RIDE A T-REX. ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS BE THROWIN PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. PLUS, U CAN RIDE A PIGEON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AvianFluGoneViral

    AvianFluGoneViral
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 2411
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 181
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and zombies that do the cha cha slide. but wait, there’s more!

    did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!

    Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 7675
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

    IP Address play.bloomsmp.net
    Supported Versions 1.9 – 1.21

    Features:

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
    What versions of Minecraft are supported? The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21.
    Is griefing allowed? No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 1633
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and be part of a community where creepers are actually friendly and pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so social that even the Ender Dragon attends our weekly tea parties. Yes, you heard that right, the Ender Dragon loves a good cup of Earl Grey and a chat about the latest gossip in the Nether.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players. Rumor has it he’s a master at blending in with the environment, so good luck finding him!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest, most social Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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