🍆💦TSM Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

🔥 🔥 🔥

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

🔥 🔥 🔥

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

🔥 🔥 🔥

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

🔥 🔥 🔥

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

61 year old, banned, female referee, former referee, Life, lifetime ban, RefereeCraft, sex tape, turkish

🔥 🔥 🔥

OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

#youtube, archives, Birds, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Doki, Dokibird, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, haha, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

🔥 🔥 🔥

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, banner, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Gifts of Sea Breeze, Ios, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Waves, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy events, and jaw-dropping rewards!

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves, when suddenly a giant Resonator Banner appears in the sky, summoning the almighty Shorekeeper to guide you on your journey. But watch out, because the Stellar Symphony Rectifier is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever it goes!

And that’s not all! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before, participate in the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event for exclusive rewards, and team up with friends in the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event for a chance to defeat legendary bosses and claim epic loot!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline and rewards spreadsheet for a sneak peek at all the awesome goodies waiting for you, redeem secret codes for special bonuses, and show off your emotes collection to your fellow players in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest gaming community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

Behavior, Character development, character study, Duality, emotional facade, facade, hidden traits, hypothetical scenario, Identity, inner conflict, introspection, Minecraft, Mirror Image, Personality, Prisoner, Psychology, role reversal, same, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Tsundere, what if

🔥 🔥 🔥

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2979	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6797	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Potions Brewed:	124
Love Letters Sent:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	997720	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Expert TSM Minecraft Servers

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyLove

Stats November 22, 2024

TechWishCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

HezBlock Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

Stats November 22, 2024

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10