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Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Anime, azuma, Character development, Choujin X, Cliffhanger, December 27th, episode 59, FRIDAY, japanese, Manga, manga artist, Mystery, mystic, plot twist, Realm, sui ishida, Superhuman, Supernatural powers, Thriller, True Identity, update announcement, webcomic

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Villages Defended:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9375	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a crazy episode of “超人X” but in blocky pixel form. Join us tomorrow at 12 noon for the wildest update yet. Discover your “true identity” in a world where you’re not human, but a blocky adventurer ready for anything. Don’t be a square, join us and unleash your inner superhuman!

Ethereally Captivating Minecraft SMP God

Admiration, androgynous, beauty standards, Captivating, deserving, elven-like, ethereal beauty, Ethereally, FANTASY, Femininity, Flaw, Gender Fluidity, GOD, god complex, idealization, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Perfection, pretty boys, Renowned, self loathing, self worth, smp, Worship

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	5086
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pretty boys reign supreme and ugly men like myself bow down to their ethereal beauty. Join us on this server where every player is transformed into an androgynous elven-like being, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a stunning creature of perfection?

But beware, the competition for the title of the prettiest boy on the server is fierce. Rumor has it that the current reigning pretty boy has hair so shiny it blinds other players, and a smile so dazzling it causes lag spikes for those who dare to look directly at it.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where beauty is everything and ugliness is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pretty boy of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it. Just remember to bring your best contouring skills and your shiniest hair products, because in this world, only the prettiest survive.

QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Love Letters Sent:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7697	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Crops Grown:	9673	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	869
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈