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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 6004 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5651 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”
