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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5384 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”
