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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4394 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2542 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6133 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
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