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All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll have all the resources and opportunities in the world, but absolutely no motivation to use them. It’s like being in heaven but not being able to enjoy it – the ultimate torture!

Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.

So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!

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Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

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AstroCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.

well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.

join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!

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ShakeCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got concerts featuring creepers playing the drums, figurines of Steve riding pigs, and 3D debuts of villagers breakdancing like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our crazy events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant or the zombie apocalypse survival challenge.

It seems like we’re really gonna walk it off after all the fun you’ll have on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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RiverCrossFail400Surrender

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LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRYING TO CROSS A RIVER IN VOVCHANSK, BUT INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN TROOPS, IT’S NOOBS GETTING CUT OFF AND SURRENDERING TO THE EPICNESS! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS! BUILD A FORTRESS, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND MAYBE EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A CREEPER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD!

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CreeperChaos Minecraft Server

Bars, clubs, Confidence, CreeperChaos, DATING, DUMPED, Emotional rollercoaster, Frustration, giving up, Loneliness, Minecraft, mixed signals, perseverance, personal growth, rejection, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, Server, sex, socializing, trying

Are you tired of spending years trying to impress girls with no luck? Well, forget all that noise and join our Minecraft server instead! We guarantee you’ll have three girls asking you out in a single day – virtually, of course. Say goodbye to real-life rejection and hello to virtual success! Plus, who needs dates when you can spend your time building epic structures and battling creepers? Trust us, this server is where it’s at. Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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DoxxCraft: The Ultimate Troll-Free Zone

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky trolls trying to doxx you for no reason? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-doxxing policy! Join us and build your virtual fortress away from the prying eyes of internet creeps.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its horn to ward off any potential doxxers. So not only will you be safe from online threats, but you’ll also get to hang out with a majestic unicorn buddy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of building, crafting, and frolicking with unicorns in a safe and troll-free environment. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty McCraftface: Where even Steve says ‘He really tried with this one’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot, who will take you on a magical journey through the clouds to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether realm where you’ll face off against a horde of zombie villagers who have an insatiable appetite for brains…and cake. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a secret weapon – the almighty Potato Cannon of Doom, guaranteed to blast those pesky zombies back to the underworld where they belong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos.

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CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

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StopKillingMePlz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

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PinguSMP

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A vanilla Minecraft SMP experience with a mature community!

We are a truely vanilla server, no commands or any extra items. The only thing we have added is proximity voice chat and some admin plugins.

If you enjoy SMPs like HermitCraft then this is the place for you!

Apply now @ https://www.pingusmp.co.za/

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SteamBreaker

Challenging, co-op, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Fair Play, hostile creatures, Immersive, open world, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Shelters, Solo, SteamBreaker., Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive

SteamBreaker is a cross-platform survival server that offers a challenging and immersive experience. Explore an open world with day and night cycles, gather resources, build shelters, and face hostile creatures. Play solo or co-op, participate in regular events, and complete quests to earn rewards. Respect the rules of fair play and join our community on Discord. Get ready to survive and thrive in SteamBreaker!

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HaverON | Anarchy | Minecraft RPG Server

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Hello, wanderer! You are on the HaverON server page! This is an anarchy server with leveling, quests, custom ores and weapons!

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🏕️ THE TUB SMP 🏕️ – No Baths Allowed! Join for Vanilla fun with a twist! 18+ Hermitcraft vibes 💦🛁

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Club SMP Minecraft Server

Overview

About Us	The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects.
Hardware & Setup	Server Specs:Platform: Fabric 1.21Location: San Jose, California, United StatesCPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600XRAM: 10GB (32 Total)
Mods & Tweaks	Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, StructorySimple Voice Chat – In-game Voice ChatServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Application Process	Join Discord Server, Read server guide + rules, Submit application, Short interview, Application decision and whitelist

FAQ

1. How can I join the Club SMP Minecraft Server?

To join the server, you will need to follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes joining our Discord server, reading the server guide and rules, submitting an application, going through a short interview, and awaiting the application decision.

2. What are the server specifications?

The server runs on Fabric 1.21 and is located in San Jose, California, United States. It is powered by an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU and has 10GB of RAM (32 Total).

3. Are there any mods or tweaks on the server?

Yes, the server runs various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience. Players can also opt for a custom client modpack for additional features and performance improvements.

4. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy on the Club SMP is driven by player-ran shops, allowing players to engage in business and trade to accumulate wealth. This player-driven system adds an interactive element to the server’s economy.

5. Is there a webmap available for the server?

Yes, players can access an online web map for the Club SMP Minecraft server. This map provides a visual representation of the server’s world and helps players navigate and plan their projects more effectively.

EVA’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Mari from Neon Genesis Evangelion is part of the original cast. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the chaos as Mari pilots her own giant robot made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with Mari and her diamond robot!

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UnpopularQueenMC SMP

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Are you tired of Pol always being wrong? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride where Pol’s wrong predictions are just the beginning of the chaos.

Picture this: Pol said he could build a house in under 5 minutes, but ended up accidentally creating a giant chicken statue instead. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness Pol trying to tame a pack of wild llamas, only to have them turn against him and start a llama rebellion? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see what other hilarious mishaps await!

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Blocky Ruble Rumble: 18% Tightening!

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come join our minecraft server, where the central bank is run by russian bears who hike rates to 18% just for funsies. but wait, there’s more! they promise even more tightening in the future, because why not make things even more cray cray? come build your own bear cave and trade with other players using bear pelts as currency. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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LogicCraft: Where Thinking Outside the Blocks is Encouraged!

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to act all logical and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where logic is thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First off, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered. Need someone to fight off creepers? Bob’s your guy. Plus, he tells the best jokes!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house down there. And if you find it, you get to keep it all for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story: one time, a player accidentally turned themselves into a chicken and had to navigate the server pecking at things and clucking for help. It was hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Who needs logic when you have Bob the pet zombie and a giant diamond waiting to be found? Let’s get weird, gamers!

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Dock

Custom Armor, deaths, Economy, Events, jump boost, killing, KitPvP, mobs, negative effect, orbs, permanent heart loss, Punishments, PvP, Rabbit, Shrinking, size of a rabbit, smp, Special effects, SPEED, Survival, warden

Have fun on the Doca SMP where when you die, you get a permanent negative effect, and after enough deaths permanent heart loss! It’s not all that bad, killing certain mobs like the warden or a rabbit gives orbs which when enabled give you special effects such as shrinking you to the size of a rabbit with jump boost and speed! Enjoy the SMP with custom armor, events, punishments, and orbs!

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Rebond Smp

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Rebond Smp is a Minecraft Smp. We offer you a friendly community with some pretty cool game-mode types for you to play like Survival and Lifesteal. Join Us Now!

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