Trying MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HappyCraft: Temptation Zone

Zone, Willpower, self-destructive decisions, happiness paradox, Ability

come join our minecraft server, where the happiness paradox doesn’t exist! we have magical potions that make you happy all the time, no need to worry about self-control or willpower here!

we have a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and gold, but be careful, there are evil chickens guarding the treasure!

our server is home to the legendary unicorn army, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will fly you around the server in style. who needs self-destructive decisions when you have a pet dragon, amirite?

so come on over and join the fun, where happiness is guaranteed and the adventures are endless!

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CraftyImpatience

trying, Guilt, Communication, questions, annoyance

Are you tired of dealing with slow and dumb people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is as smart as a genius dolphin! No more frustrating conversations with people who just don’t get it. On our server, the only dumb questions are the ones we make up for fun!

Join us and leave the annoying slowpokes behind. Watch our video tutorials and complete assignments without having to explain every little detail to someone who just doesn’t get it. Our community is full of quick learners who will have you laughing instead of pulling your hair out.

Say goodbye to the frustration and hello to a world where everyone is on the same page. Don’t let dumb questions ruin your day, join our server and experience the joy of playing with intelligent and fun-loving players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and leave the slowpokes in the dust!

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All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP

human experience, games, watch, Potential, Heaven

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll have all the resources and opportunities in the world, but absolutely no motivation to use them. It’s like being in heaven but not being able to enjoy it – the ultimate torture!

Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.

So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!

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Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

Game, Live, Chasing, Kids, travelers

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

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AstroCraft Minecraft Server

NASA, US, research, investigation, citizen

so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.

well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.

join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!

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ShakeCraft Minecraft Server

trying, concerts, guess, Server, Damage

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got concerts featuring creepers playing the drums, figurines of Steve riding pigs, and 3D debuts of villagers breakdancing like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our crazy events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant or the zombie apocalypse survival challenge.

It seems like we’re really gonna walk it off after all the fun you’ll have on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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RiverCrossFail400Surrender

Crisis, foreign relations, Military, Vovchansk, Russian troops

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRYING TO CROSS A RIVER IN VOVCHANSK, BUT INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN TROOPS, IT’S NOOBS GETTING CUT OFF AND SURRENDERING TO THE EPICNESS! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS! BUILD A FORTRESS, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND MAYBE EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A CREEPER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD!

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CreeperChaos Minecraft Server

Frustration, Confidence, perseverance, giving up, socializing

Are you tired of spending years trying to impress girls with no luck? Well, forget all that noise and join our Minecraft server instead! We guarantee you’ll have three girls asking you out in a single day – virtually, of course. Say goodbye to real-life rejection and hello to virtual success! Plus, who needs dates when you can spend your time building epic structures and battling creepers? Trust us, this server is where it’s at. Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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DoxxCraft: The Ultimate Troll-Free Zone

Harassment, trying, STALKING, privacy, Safety

Are you tired of dealing with pesky trolls trying to doxx you for no reason? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-doxxing policy! Join us and build your virtual fortress away from the prying eyes of internet creeps.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its horn to ward off any potential doxxers. So not only will you be safe from online threats, but you’ll also get to hang out with a majestic unicorn buddy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of building, crafting, and frolicking with unicorns in a safe and troll-free environment. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty McCraftface: Where even Steve says ‘He really tried with this one’

McCraftface, Labor, Earnest, assiduous, Effort

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot, who will take you on a magical journey through the clouds to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether realm where you’ll face off against a horde of zombie villagers who have an insatiable appetite for brains…and cake. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a secret weapon – the almighty Potato Cannon of Doom, guaranteed to blast those pesky zombies back to the underworld where they belong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos.

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