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CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5369

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	238
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	801818

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Farms Harvested:	747	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4855	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3199	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Towns Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	137
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyUnemployedYouth

“Youth, career development, China, CraftyUnemployedYouth, economic growth, Economy, employment rate, job market, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job seekers, joblessness, july, jumps, labor force, statistics, underemployment, unemployment, Workforce, young adults

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7095
Dragon Eggs Found:	7559	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Items Found:	4347	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5183

come join this epic minecraft server where the only thing jumping is your excitement levels! we got more fun than china has unemployment rates, which is a lot apparently. but don’t worry, on our server, you’ll never be unemployed because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.