try to not cry Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	199	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Votes:	1831	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	6007	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Votes:	6938
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9175
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	8261
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1071	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!