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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 7714
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, or mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening all around them. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

    So why are faggots so disgusting? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SideHustleCrafts Minecraft Server

    SideHustleCrafts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 1687
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Looking for a side-gig that doesn’t involve selling your kidney on the black market? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out free hugs.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring side-gig behind and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn for the show.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidCraft Minecraft Server

    KidCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 7909
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Enchantments Applied: 249
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Zombie Dances: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Runes Activated: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    As for the ideal age to have kids, well, on our server, the answer is simple – whenever your pet zombie pigman decides it’s time to settle down and start a family! So grab your diamond pickaxe and come join the fun – you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KissCraft: The Ultimate Smooch Spot

    KissCraft: The Ultimate Smooch Spot
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 3372
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be kissed…I mean, the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about choosing their favorite place to be kissed. From building towering castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KosherCraft: Minister’s Car Attack

    KosherCraft: Minister’s Car Attack
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7823
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where ultra-orthodox jewish protesters ride pigs and throw matzah at each other in a wild frenzy! we even have a special event where players can attack israeli ministers’ cars with diamond swords while shouting “shabbat shalom!” join now for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BobBarkerKisses

    BobBarkerKisses
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 7317
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 154
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! We have a secret underground dance party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.

    If you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. And guess what? Bob Barker himself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a virtual high five. He’s probably the most kissed man in history, so you know he’s legit.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water slide that leads you straight into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

    So, come on and join us on this crazy adventure! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Forsakens

    Forsakens
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7473
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Forsakens invites you to explore a vast and wonderful world in our RPG server, inspired by Elden Ring. Enjoy a unique and challenging combat system, face unique and difficult mobs, and delve into exciting dungeons full of secrets and rewards. Live an epic adventure in a captivating, action-packed environment.

    play.forsakens.net

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mine mix

    Mine mix
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 4873
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    [!] Welcome to Minemix’s Official Discord Server!

    As a Skyblock Minecraft server with a variety of features to explore, Minemix was first created on 2020, The amount of content we have ensures that there is always something new to discover on our server!

    play.minemix.net:25588

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 8206
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Mines Excavated: 1683
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Animals Bred: 82 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No byte for donation

    2. No lags

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Things for X lvl

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    ⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

    ❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

    ⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

    top.zrich.ru

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExeosCraft: Where even the creepers know to respect pronouns! 1.20.4

    ExeosCraft: Where even the creepers know to respect pronouns! 1.20.4
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 7305
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Gods Slained: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

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    Overview of ExeosCraft Minecraft Server

    Feature Description
    Stability Server has been up and lagless since June 2020 with a massive 35,000×35,000 map
    Pay-To-Win No pay-to-win feature, fairness for all players
    Giving Back Excess donations support charities and giveaways
    Inclusivity Hate speech is not tolerated, safe space for all
    Custom Plugins Unique plugins to enhance vanilla experience
    Cross-Platform Tuned for both Java and Bedrock with unique features for Bedrock players

    FAQs

    Q: How long has ExeosCraft server been active?

    A: The server has been up and running since June 2020.

    Q: Is there a world reset on ExeosCraft server?

    A: No, the server will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

    A: No, ExeosCraft promises fairness for all players without any pay-to-win elements.

    Q: What happens to excess donations on ExeosCraft?

    A: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.

    Q: Is ExeosCraft a safe space for LGBTQIA+ individuals?

    A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated on ExeosCraft, and it is a safe space for all players.

    Q: Can players on Java and Bedrock platforms play together on ExeosCraft?

    A: Yes, the server is tuned for both Java and Bedrock players, with unique features for Bedrock players.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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