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  • Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

    Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo! Listen up, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to experience the one and only life-changing moments of your digital existence? Well, grab your pickaxe and throw on your helmet, ’cause this Minecraft SMP is a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of pure insanity and chaotic fun!

    First off, let me tell you about Steve’s Great Hotdog Stand. Legend has it that if you find it and eat a hotdog, your blocky character will gain the magical power of teleportation to the Nether! But here’s the kicker – the hotdogs are made from a secret recipe handed down from a Creeper Grandma who blinked twice in 1963. And if you eat one while jumping on a trampoline made of golden blocks, you might just summon the Ender Dragon for a friendly BBQ! What could go wrong?!

    Next, have you ever seen a chicken wearing a diamond crown? Well, here in this SMP, they don’t just exist, they rule entire kingdoms! Chickens can trade enchanted feathers for llama-riding lessons, and if you win a chicken duel, you get to eat unlimited cake! I’m talking infinite! Like, your inventory’s gonna be stuffed with cakes to the point you’ll be wondering if you’ve joined some bakery cult instead of a Minecraft server!

    Oh and get this – every week is "Meme Week" where you can summon super rare mobs if you upload the cringiest meme from 2012 to the server’s cringe channel. Failed MLG skits, overused Yo Mama jokes, and poorly drawn stick figure comics are the key to unleashing the legendary “Glitchy Zombie.” This guy can duplicate your items but can also equip himself with the exact same armor as you. It’s like fighting a mirror of yourself, but he looks 10 times cooler, and that’s just heartbreaking!

    Got a friend you need to troll? Well, there’s a hidden "friendship bond-breaking" potion you can brew only during a lunar eclipse that turns their entire house into sponge blocks! Imagine their horror when their castle castle turns into a mushy sponge and drowns in an endless pool of syrup! Yes, they will never trust you again, but did you see their face?! PRICELESS!

    Seriously, the adventures are more insane than trying to teach a Villager how to do the floss dance while two Endermen market their latest "outfit." Join us, embrace the chaos, and witness the glory of summoning THE Legendary Pixelated Squirrel, who can solve your relationship issues with just a few nuts. You’ll never want to go back to your boring reality again, trust me!

    In conclusion, join this Minecraft SMP for the wild stories, weird power-ups, and the chance to be a part of the most ridiculous blocky adventures ever! Because who needs basic facts when you can live in a world where everything is absurdly unpredictable? Let’s go, you absolute legends! 🐱‍👤🔥

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  • EternalNetwork

    EternalNetwork

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    EternalMC —————————————— Join Us On Our Adventure At EternalMC ! Embark on an incredible experience in here, like non other before. A place for all to hang out and chill and play! —————————————- Discover Our World:

    What Do We Offer?: Community: Kind, respectful, and welcoming community with amazing, and non forgettable experience in This server!

    eternalmc.site

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  • Ultrakill Network

    Ultrakill Network

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    Welcome to the Ultrakill Network – Where Minecraft Gets Really Awesome!

    Are you bored of the same regular, hastily created servers? Come experience something truly special! With an incredibly generous 90GB of RAM, we aim to give you a unique experience with the lowest possible ping. We are ready to impress you with the most epic adventures in Minecraft, backed by a powerful anti-cheat developed by experts in the field. (into)

    At Ultrakill Network, we are dedicated to satisfying your preferences. You choose what you want to play! Each week, we’re happy to bring you the “Minigame of the Week,” in addition to our varied selection of normal minigames. You decide which minigames are in the foreground, and we’re here to bring them to life! We look forward to you posting your funniest ideas, and we will turn them into reality.

    But this is not all! If you’re into unique challenges and adventures, we’re proud to present “Jailbreak,” an exclusive game mode where you can test your skills to break out of one of the special prisons created by the Ultrakill team. Get ready for a real test of ingenuity and skill!

    If you’ve had the most epic BedWars games and want to impress all your friends, here’s how you can do it! We offer the possibility to record all your matches so that you can show them to the whole world and be proud of your outstanding achievements.

    At Ultrakill Network, “we’re not just a server, we’re a community” of Minecraft, ready to give you the best gaming moments and fuel your excitement for continued adventure. Join us today and discover Minecraft in a whole new and exciting way!

    mc.ultrakill.ro

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  • DexteriaMC Network

    DexteriaMC Network

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    Welcome to DexteriaMC, where adventure knows no bounds! Step into a world of endless possibilities, where the thrill of competition meets the joys of a welcoming community.

    In DexteriaMC, you’ll find yourself immersed in a variety of captivating game modes like Factions, Practice PVP and Cannoning. Join our discord for more information https://discord.gg/dexteriamc We are officially releasing our Map 1 of 1.7 Vanilla Factions! More to come!

    play.dexteriamc.net

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  • PetsCraft

    PetsCraft

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  • EarthlySMP

    EarthlySMP

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    Ever wanted to play on a server with the earth world map, but it had long queue’s or wasn’t what you were looking for? Well look no further! EarthlySMP has a world map of the earth in a 1:750 scale, fun mods like Create, Valkyrien Skies, Eureka, Create: Steam and rail and other themed mods! We have the concept of starting off Secondary Industrial Revolution and slowly revolutionizing further till we get to presence, and then even the future! Anyone can claim any unclaimed land or simply fight over some claimed land!

    noxxon.fun

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  • Guardian Craft

    Guardian Craft

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    Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further! Welcome to Guardian Craft – where the excitement never ends and the adventures are boundless!

    GuardianCRAFT isn’t just any Minecraft server – it’s a thriving community bursting with energy and enthusiasm! Dive into an immersive gaming experience like no other, surrounded by like-minded players who share your passion for exploration and creativity.

    Immerse yourself in our custom terrain generation and witness breathtaking landscapes that will leave you in awe! Our meticulously crafted world is the perfect backdrop for your wildest adventures. From towering mountains to lush forests, every corner of GuardianCRAFT is waiting to be explored!

    Powered by the latest Minecraft version 1.20.4, Guardian Craft delivers an unparalleled gaming experience that’s both thrilling and optimized for maximum performance. Say goodbye to lag and hello to smooth gameplay – even with our stunning custom terrain generation and a plethora of plugins!

    Worried about compatibility? Fear not! Guardian Craft is hassle-free and requires no additional installations. Simply connect and play – it’s that easy!

    Join our vibrant community and connect with fellow adventurers from around the globe! With our dedicated staff and tight-knit community, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. Get ready to forge new friendships and create lasting memories!

    Guardian Craft has everything you could ever dream of in a Minecraft server, and more! So, what are you waiting for? Join the excitement today and embark on the ultimate Minecraft journey!

    mc.guardiancraft.org

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  • Kingdom_SMP

    Kingdom_SMP

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    this is the mystical SMP for everyone to join-KINGDOM SMP-make your own base and build a clan to fight each other-come and join the fight

    thekingdomsmp.apexmc.co

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  • Hyde Network

    Hyde Network

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    Hyde Network Earth SMP! Join us today to enjoy the best Earth SMP on Minecraft! We have active staff and an active community for you to take part in!

    104.224.54.247

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  • Better MC Server

    Better MC Server

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    Public Better MC server. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players. Make sure to join our community on discord for support, server updates and more!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/5qQzfJyNju

    Website: https://silverkeepmc.com/tag/servers/

    BetterMC.SilverKeepMC.com:25562

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  • Olympus Peace Server

    Olympus Peace Server

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    Greetings, fellow adventurers! Step into a realm where peace reigns supreme and endless adventures await. Olympus Peace Minecraft Server is your gateway to a world brimming with creativity, camaraderie, and boundless exploration. Join us as we embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and forge lasting friendships in a tranquil haven crafted for all who seek refuge from the chaos.

    Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a novice builder, there’s a place for you in our community. Our dedicated staff ensures a safe and welcoming environment for players of all backgrounds and ages. So gather your tools, summon your courage, and prepare to ascend to the heights of Olympus Peace.

    125.253.92.217:25735

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