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Truths nobody believes

  • Believe it or Not: Minecraft SMP

    Believe it or Not: Minecraft SMP

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    Okay, listen up, my Minecraft warriors! If you think Your Best Bud’s SMP is just a regular ol’ Minecraft server, you are DEAD WRONG, my friend! This place is not just 16-bit blocks; it’s a FULL-FLEDGED dimension of absolute chaos and bedrock insanity! Allow me to hit you with the most outrageous reasons you NEED to join this legendary realm of pixels, and I’m not even joking.

    First off, I heard that if you mine 100 diamonds in a single sitting while singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” backwards, an ancient enderman will pop out and offer you a contract that lets you ride creepers like horses. YEAH, I KNOW! Like who wouldn’t want to be the first player to gallop into battle on Susan the Exploding Horse?! Named after my grandma, we don’t talk about why…

    But WAIT! There’s MORE! It’s said that deep underground, past the lava rivers where you think you’re gonna find lava monsters, there are these rare, glittering blocks called “Unobtanium Ore.” But beware! If you touch it, you might accidentally summon a tiny army of flying pigs that will demand your entire inventory. I mean, what else are you gonna do when a piggy brigade comes for your stuff?

    Also – if you build a temple out of dirt and accidentally summon Steve’s long-lost cousin, Gary the Bugged Out Villager, he’ll give you a magic potato that has the power to turn ALL mobs into rubber chickens. RARE RUBBER CHICKEN! Just imagine being raided by a horde of squawking, clucking chickens instead of zombies. I call that a WIN!

    Now listen, you think you’ve seen REAL chaos? Try replacing your spawn point with a twerking llama that spits glitter. It’s scientifically proven that being smacked in the face with glitter improves your chances of surviving the night by, like, 30%.

    And don’t get me started on the enchanted pink sheep! If you can find one, you get infinite tacos! Who doesn’t want taco powers? You’ll be the Taco King of the SMP, savior of the blocky universe. Just watch out for the TCZ (Taco Chicken Zombies); they will try to eat your inspired flautas and turn them into Taco Zombies! You’ll spend half your time running from ravenous taco monsters, but it’s sooo worth it for that taco life.

    Oh, and here’s the ultimate flex: when you join, you’ll get an intro that plays “Eye of the Tiger” while we throw diamond blocks at the sky and attempt to summon a super rare biome full of lush green trees made of cotton candy. I mean, can you even call yourself a Minecrafter if you haven’t banged on your keyboard while witnessing a tree party?

    So, what are you even waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP or remain forever in the boring realms of basic survival! All the cool kids are doing it, even the ones who eat glue for breakfast, because trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this perfectly crafted blend of madness, tacos, and glittering rubber chickens. LET’S GO!

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  • SimulatorRadio MC

    SimulatorRadio MC

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    Thank you for looking at the Simulator Radio Minecraft Server!

    We’re a large community of passionate Simulator gamers, pulled together by a shared love for gaming radio. Our station receives over 1000 listeners at peak hours with a usual minimum of 300 and an average of 500 24/7.

    Please join our Discord at https://discord.simulatorradio.com/ and listen to our station at https://simulatorradio.com/

    The Simulator Radio Minecraft Server is owned alongside Simulator Radio, so please support our station to help keep the tunes flowing and the blocks placing!

    mc.simulatorradio.com

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  • Bloodbane smp

    Bloodbane smp

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    BloodBane SMP is a Lifesteal survival server for both cracked and premium players. We offer custom items with unique abilities and custom models.

    topg.bloodbanesmp.xyz

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  • PoroCraft

    PoroCraft

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    Economy/Survival server with jobcenter and focus on farming/grinding!Work your way through the ranks and become the richest player in the history of PoroCraft through ingenuity and skill!It is currently a work-in-progress server with much left to do.

    mc.porocraft.net

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  • BBBStudios

    BBBStudios

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    Win $100 this week by joining our server and building in the build comp!

    We’re BBB Studios, an Official Minecraft Partner creating DLC for the Minecraft Marketplace, bedrock edition. We’re holding a BUILD COMP on our NEW SERVER to celebrate our grand opening! The server is on Java edition and anyone is welcome to participate. Make sure you enter for a chance to win up to $300!

    bbbstudios.net

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  • Mangosmp

    Mangosmp

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    Imagine a Minecraft server where players can enjoy a unique experience featuring three exciting game modes: Survival, Lifesteal, and Earth. In Survival mode, players will have to gather resources, build, and survive in a challenging environment. The Lifesteal mode adds an intriguing twist by allowing players to regain health by attacking enemies. Earth mode lets players reshape the landscape and create their own unique world.

    What sets this server apart is its warm and friendly community, where players can connect, collaborate, and share their experiences. The server hosts weekly events that range from building competitions to challenging quests, ensuring there’s always something exciting to participate in. The staff is dedicated and always ready to assist, making sure that players have a smooth and enjoyable time on the server. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, this server promises a welcoming environment where everyone can have a blast!

    play.mangosmp.org

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  • Pixelshaft

    Pixelshaft

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    No Rules – This server has a anti cheat to limit hacked clients abilities but you will not be banned for ANY offense.

    pixelshaft.aternos.me

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  • Toastarmy

    Toastarmy

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    Toastarmy ! The PvP Survival Server for you and your friends! This Server will always be updated to the latest versions of minecract and the world is never going to get reset. Come by and check it out!

    toastarmy.eu

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  • Just another tardis

    Just another tardis

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    Experience the unparalleled magic of the “Just Another Tardis” server in Minecraft. With Slimefun and captivating addons like Warfare, Tinkers, and more, dive into a world of endless possibilities. Forge towns, wage wars with the Towny and siege plugins. Engage in a thriving economy with server shops and player chest shops. Your adventure knows no bounds here!

    212.192.29.31:25659

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  • clean survival

    clean survival

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    Hello and welcome to the survival server nothing special just join and have fun online with other players! RULES: no griefing no cheats/hacks swearing is not allowed be nice you will be kicked or banned if you do not listen

    Deerfat.aternos.me

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  • Minexia

    Minexia

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    Minexia is a swedish survival minecraft server. Its runned by VDn and Dexxtr. The server opened on the same day that Pewdiepie started his minecraft series!

    193.70.80.37:25591

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