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Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8838	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Buildings Constructed:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	New Chunks Explored:	177550
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Farms Harvested:	441
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3865	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7067	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crops Grown:	6496
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!