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TrustyHonkies Minecraft Server

honkies, marginalized voices, social justice, white people, skepticism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any w*te ppl trying to ruin your fun! Trust us, we’ve got a strict no-honkies policy in place. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of w*te ppl tried to invade our server with their boring builds and basic skins. But our players weren’t having any of it. They banded together and built a giant wall made entirely of diamond blocks to keep them out. And you know what? It worked! Those honkies didn’t stand a chance against our united front.

So if you’re tired of dealing with w*te ppl and their shenanigans, come join us on our server. We promise you’ll have a blast without any honkies in sight. Plus, where else can you say you helped build a diamond wall to keep out the invaders? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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StallWars: Wheelchair Woes

seizures, bathroom etiquette, service animal, community support, wheelchair user

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special accessible stall for all your bathroom needs! But wait, there’s a twist – only wheelchair users can use it! Why, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground dungeon hidden beneath the stall where all the rare diamonds and emeralds are hidden. So if you want to strike it rich, you better roll on in with your wheels!

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!

And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!

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ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server

Server, political affiliations, political stance, ElonCraft, criticism

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where elon musk is, like, the supreme overlord? well, this server is the place for u! imagine mining diamonds with elon himself, building a giant rocket ship to mars, and fighting off evil creepers with his flamethrower! plus, rumor has it that elon is secretly funding a secret underground base on the server where he’s developing real-life iron man suits. join now for a chance to be a part of the musk madness!

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Realm of Femdom Anime 1.21.2

Japanese culture, modern age, submissive, Manga, Anime

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a femdom anime in a sea of kawaii waifus, rare but worth it! The storytelling is as epic as a dragon fight, and the narrative will blow your mind like a creeper explosion. Japanese peeps be all about them passive innocent girls, but we’re here to shake things up with some badass female heroines. Don’t miss out, join now and game on!

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FamBlockNoSpace

family conflict, family exclusion, family acceptance, family communication, family relationships

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need is your blocky friends! No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from relatives.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate you. Our server is a place where you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can take care of virtual pets instead of being guilt-tripped into doing it in real life. And don’t worry, our virtual grandmothers won’t forget to invite you to Sunday lunches – because we don’t have any!

So say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a new Minecraft family that actually values your presence. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

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HotPartnerSMP

relationships, HotPartnerSMP, Captivating, Romantic, Sexy

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW 🦄🐉🎉

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FedGovFrenzy

team dynamics, government employees, current mood, job security, government shutdown

Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

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ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server

chip business, Economy, economic impact, global market, winwin

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips!

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LSD Flattens Hierarchy – Fast Brain Fun

directed information flow, Altered Reality, brain connectivity, neural pathways, neural networks

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like taking a trip on LSD, but without the pesky side effects! we flatten the hierarchy of directed information flow in fast whole-brain dynamics, whatever that means!

join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, talking creepers, and flying pigs! we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, and our staff are all unicorns in disguise!

if u wanna experience minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! who needs reality when u can have a whole new world of craziness and fun?! join now and let the madness begin!

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Trade Post Kingdom 1.20.5

Group Chat, kik, messaging app, post and trade, rules

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a kik thread but in blocky pixel form! No rules, just post and trade like your life depends on it.

You’ll be crafting and building like a madman, trading with other players like a boss. It’s a virtual marketplace where anything goes, just like a wild kik thread.

Join now and experience the chaos and madness of this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s capacity, but who cares about that)! Let’s get blocky, baby!

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